he snack the smiles back



 

Those are good

i will drain the oceans

 The world's greatest cup

i'm not a nugget!

The world's greatest cup

sorry I was drunk

world's greatest SNACK

Thinking of Miley Cyrus and roadkill goldfish...

I like how Cirus will find any excuse to brag about his straightrazor, even when the topic is about goldfish.

one hour he's drunk enough to mistake snack for cup, 40 minutes later his thinking is crystal clear

something's *fishy* here

i like goldfish

also one time my family got a bunch of goldfish and i picked out this really neat-looking one. we put them in a fishbowl and i watched them for a good long while and then i went to sleep that night, woke up the next morning, and found out from my parents that my goldfish jumped out of the bowl and died over the course of the night. RIP goldfish, you were a good pet for 12 hours i guess.

The fish would rather commit suicide than being near you

poo poo I thought you meant you put gold fish the food in a fish bowl and all I could think about was how weird you are

one time my dad was drunk and he swallowed a LIVE goldfish. He said he could feel it swimming around in his belly. I couldn't stop laughing

Would you still laugh if a giant goldfish swallowed your dad??

wow ZIGS I never thought about that. No, I wouldn't