Place these bad boys on each side of your avatar.
When someone hovers over them, they get punched in the face

needs sound effect

Make it play Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung.

hahahah oh my god i moused over it and i did not expect that

I think this will work GREAT

ok

OH GOD EVERTYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oʍuǝq.

sןןıʞs qɐʇ ʎɯ ʇnoqɐ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop oɹq

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