<EDIT THIS POST HAD VERY BAD UNSAFE ADVICE AND HAS BEEN REMOVED>

This is dangerous and reckless behavior, Diceman.  Driving only distracts you from reading all of the great posts on yourewinner.com, so I suggest you pull over immediately and read every unread post and only drive when there are no more posts to read.

I just worry about him and if he is distracted while browsing yourewinner.com he may miss one of our many hilarious posts

I wasn't actually driving that was a joke, I was in a parking lot. Texting or posting while driving is dangerous and do not do it.

I set up my phone so my car explodes every time there's a new post.

on my way to get tomatoes!
<posted from my bicycle>

I toss my monitor out the window every time there is a new post on youre winner

this is bjorno's mother.
bjorno died today in a car crash, the firemen found his severed hands still clutching his phone about to post on this deplorable website.

Shame on you all for encouraging this dangerous activity!!!!

RIP blair "bjorno" mclachlan 2001-2013

Bjorno's mom, can I please rape you so we can make lots of little Bjornos and then your house will be full of love and you'll never be lonely again?

no

Ok stay miserable and lonely then.

It's safe to drive while surfing the internet so long as you have the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk.
http://www.amazon.com/automotive/dp/B000IZGIA8