Hey guys im out driving around in my massive pickup truck wearing my cowboy hat and sunglassss and at 711 some redneck rolled up in a camouflage truck with a farmers hat and a wifebeater on. He ha massive confederate flag stickers and started talking to me immediately about my truck even though I was on the phone. Maybe I shouldnt wear my cowboy hat anymore

He had Indiana plates

Usually you only see that in Alabama or New Hampshire.

he sounds like a cool guy, you should have hung up the phone and had a rootin tootin good ol fashioned redneck fun time

Help him rape his daughters.

Hahaha, I'm just kidding. I don't want to seem bigoted by enforcing outdated racist redneck stereotypes. In actuality, black people lead the statistics in incestual rape. Sorry to offend any rednecks we have here. 

I wonder if his daughters were attractive. I like redneck girls until you break up with them and they make up a story about you that causes their cousins and family to come try to fight you

#steevsdad

One time my roommate replaced the side windows of his truck with chicken wire after they were broken somehow.
Needless to say, black people would shout stuff at us while we were driving.

"OHHHH THAT'S SOME REDNECK poo poo RIGHT THERE!!!"

or something like that

Did he tie them to his trailer hitch and drag them to death?

In Nevada we call them "barn trucks"

in texas we call them trucks

why do you have a big ass truck if you live and work in DC diceman

Because I am very short sighted

Get a helicopter and then you can fly over the traffic.

jetpacks are cool too