I hacked JAVIKS and saw this disturbing image
I bought my own clippers and dont do a terrible job with them, its great. Diceman your story had me in stitches, good show!
2 days later it's a bit better if I style it with a product to prevent the pumpkin pie look, I have to put my bangs forward into a point like The avatar of that guy who sometimes posts here with the widows peak. What is his name ?