Kid on a bike, looked like he was 5 or 6 years old, never seen him before.  He called me an idiot as I walked past him, I decided to ignore him and didn't even look back.

...what should I have done instead?

in america we waterboard people for things like that

You should've slapped him

Made him cry for having the audacity of being born

I have a neighbor that constantly says to me, among other things, "You are the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my whole life."

I have a neighbor that constantly says to me, among other things, "You are the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my whole life."

Wait for Christmas and offer him a mirror

Some 12 year old Vietnamese kid yelled "frick YOU" to me when I was entering the Temple of Literature.

lol one time Jemina kicked the crap out of some little kid

jemina is the moral authority of yourewinner.com

Steal his bike

he is the alpha male of your neighbourhood, you must either service his sexual desires, kill yourself or assert your dominance and take control.

it was me, he did it to me

You should have thanked him for telling the truth.

I saw a man pushing a beard and I haven't told anybody about it until now.