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OFFICIAL FOOTBALL TOPIC III -- Chelsea sux version (but better than Arsenal)
 
Cirus
#16 25-02-2013, 22:08:39 PM
Diceman you should write a Ricardo Carvalho/Rafa Benitez erotic fanfic

Or just make a banner


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#17 25-02-2013, 22:14:43 PM
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JAVIKS
#18 25-02-2013, 22:18:18 PM
Cirus, you've done me enough favors that I will do this for you. Give me some time.





#19 25-02-2013, 22:19:52 PM
I already have like 5 good banner ideas for Ricardo Carvalho and Rafa Benitez, just promise me they will get in the banner rotation. I've never used photoshop before but i'll make it work





Cirus
#20 25-02-2013, 22:20:25 PM
As long as they're good at least one will get in


#21 25-02-2013, 22:25:12 PM
They wont be good





#22 25-02-2013, 23:03:11 PM
OK I tried to use photoshop but I can't so i'm going to vocalize my idea and we'll need someone here to make it.

on the left This picture of Carvalho with "Perfect Positioning" in small font under it



on the right this picture of benitez with "Perfect Tactics" in small font under it

The background of the entire banner is a Portuguese flag, and in the middle is a soccer ball. In big text across the entire banner "GET STUCK IN AT YOUREWINNER.COM"

If you feel like it put Skrag's avatar in there too.

Now who will make it? I'll pay in Rigcoins





Cirus
#23 27-02-2013, 03:26:00 AM
Get good at PS, scrub.

HOW DID ALBA SURVIVE TODAY







#24 27-02-2013, 14:07:12 PM
Another report of Rafa getting in a fight with John Terry at training, this time Rafa blamed Chelsea's players for their poo poo attitude and getting a series of managers sacked! IT's fetching shambles!!! Shock Chelsea loss to Middlesbrough today!?!?!?!?!

Also no way Beckham makes it past halftime without getting subbed today.







#25 27-02-2013, 14:08:17 PM
Also wow Jordi Alba such a non-heterosexual persongot way to go Barcelona fans, Catalan Pride, MES QUE UN CLUB!





#26 27-02-2013, 14:18:48 PM
Upon further review he may have actually hurt himself diving .





Cirus
#27 28-02-2013, 01:33:19 AM
Rafa Benitez to leave Chelsea at the end of the season, Chelsea fans confirmed to be worst in PL.

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/306889813934628864


#28 01-03-2013, 09:03:00 AM
- Last Edit: 01-03-2013, 09:11:33 AM
The Rafa posts go in the Rafa-gate thread, not here

It's not really the fans. Imagine bringing Jose Mourinho in as the Barca manager, or Alex Ferguson in as the Arsenal manager, or Mancini as the Utd manager.

It's just unicorning stupid and never should have happened. It's not that he's a bad manager (He's just a dick who likes total control and is well known to be like, the hardest man to please in football) He's just the wrong fit.

Now why the unicorn is Ranon-heterosexual personate locked? RAnon-heterosexual personATE can get its own thread!

Rafa unicorned up Liverpool out of spite and the end and unicorned up Inter Milan. Once he gets pissed off he unicorns over the club on purpose. Expect this to happen with Chelsea.

Di Matteo won the champions league and took more points from games than Rafa. Rafa started out 4 points behind united, and is now 19 points behind united. He's lost poo pooty, easy games. It doesn't matter if it was the player's fault or not, when you are a manager the buck stops there and Rafa has just not been good enough. Imagine a Barcelona manager that took them to a finish like that, or of Alex Ferguson finished that poorly.

It just wouldn't happen. Rafa hasn't been good enough and has had longer than AVB to prove himself. Time to go!

Fans no different than any other club (Newcastle hanging banners about their owners every game, Man Utd bitching about the American owners, whatever) Why don't you tell all those people to "Get behind the club"?






#29 01-03-2013, 09:14:19 AM
The Rafa posts go in the Rafa-gate thread, not here

It's not really the fans. Imagine bringing Jose Mourinho in as the Barca manager, or Alex Ferguson in as the Arsenal manager, or Mancini as the Utd manager.

It's just unicorning stupid and never should have happened. It's not that he's a bad manager (He's just a dick who likes total control and is well known to be like, the hardest man to please in football) He's just the wrong fit.

Now why the unicorn is Ranon-heterosexual personate locked? RAnon-heterosexual personATE can get its own thread!

Rafa unicorned up Liverpool out of spite and the end and unicorned up Inter Milan. Once he gets pissed off he unicorns over the club on purpose. Expect this to happen with Chelsea.

Di Matteo won the champions league and took more points from games than Rafa. Rafa started out 4 points behind united, and is now 19 points behind united. He's lost poo pooty, easy games. It doesn't matter if it was the player's fault or not, when you are a manager the buck stops there and Rafa has just not been good enough. Imagine a Barcelona manager that took them to a finish like that, or of Alex Ferguson finished that poorly.

It just wouldn't happen. Rafa hasn't been good enough and has had longer than AVB to prove himself. Time to go!

Fans no different than any other club (Newcastle hanging banners about their owners every game, Man Utd bitching about the American owners, whatever) Why don't you tell all those people to "Get behind the club"?

What about Rovers? Those fans abused Steve Kean every single game for no reason until he had to leave. No one is talking poo poo about them!





#30 01-03-2013, 09:25:03 AM
And who the fetch would play Yossi Benayoun? What the fetch is this, Liverpool 5 years ago?





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