you assholes need to learn some fetching manners

Oh poo poo, i literally never hide my erection on the bus bus

suicide-by-train happens once every month or so here it seems like and whenever it happens I am sure that people all over the city wish they could find out who it was to make sure to go spit on them at their closed-casket wake

wow why would jade hide the goods like that

that's not very considerate of my needs at all

I particularly liked this one

i like this one because i'm pretty sure it is literally me in the picture

Well gee train riding is so simple!!!

Where are you getting these? This is great. It reminds me of when Google did their stupid cartoons advertising Chrome.

its all true too