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#1 27-07-2012, 19:07:39 PM
OK. I've had it with all this Kickstarter (to be from hereon referred to as Dickfarter or DF) bullsh@t. I believe there is a strong link between backers of Dickfarter campaigns and people with severe, raging autism. These low functioning sperglords donate way more money than is needed to fund stupid ass INDIE games that usually involve autism enabling mechanics.

Seriously every single DF is the goddamn same old poo poo and yet none of them fail to generate well over their already unnecessary "budgets." Donate 75$ and get a poster along with a game every sperger will forget after the next Minefvckyoucraft update next month? Donate 2000$ and get an NPC named after you? fetch!

I hope everyone who ever started a DF and anyone who has ever dickfarted will be genocided six ways from Sunday.


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#2 27-07-2012, 22:37:58 PM
Obviously these backers feel that they don't need the money so they might as well donate it to 100 different My Little Pony documentaries.



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#3 27-07-2012, 23:22:50 PM
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if only there were kickstarters for more useful things like figurines and body pillows


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#4 27-07-2012, 23:29:00 PM
if only there were kickstarters for more useful things like figurines and body pillows
I wouldn't dickfart them because the products of a dickfarter campaign are always terrible and there is enough terrible anime merchandise made by professionals.

Whoever gave me the binky post rating is obviously on the lower end of the autism spectrum and has probably "backed" multiple Dickfarts at the highest reward levels. Kill yourselve.


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#5 27-07-2012, 23:56:21 PM
kinda reminds me about criticisms people had for Kiva as feel-good loansharking


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#6 28-07-2012, 01:30:38 AM
This thread is like is like reading Shakespeare.





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#7 28-07-2012, 04:25:52 AM
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HOW DO YOU DICKFART???


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#8 28-07-2012, 18:02:27 PM
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I funded the double fine thing because they are obviously professionals

otherwise if it gets money out of the hands of idiots and into the hands of other idiots I don't really care




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#9 28-07-2012, 19:26:31 PM
I've contemplated supporting a few things that I found interesting, but I've never actually done it




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#10 28-07-2012, 20:17:16 PM
I've contemplated supporting a few things that I found interesting, but I've never actually done it

I support you in your procrastination.




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#11 28-07-2012, 23:08:58 PM
In the case of video games why not just support them AFTER they've made a product you approve of. Most of it is just basement programming done when the developer isn't on shift at Taco Hell anyway so it's not like it's their actual livelihood and the money goes towards actually making the game. It seems really arbitrary and exorbitant funds are raised just because they know everyone will go nuts for stupid block stacking pixelized indie chiptune game #46301.


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#12 28-07-2012, 23:11:25 PM
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Because getting a product released is very difficult and the whole point of doing a kickstarter is to merge the pre-development investment period with the post-development retail period and ensure a product gets released to people who want to play it.  Of course, this system doesn't work for idiots who can't plan, but in the case of established companies making a niche product it makes a lot of sense.  See: every successful Kickstarter campaign ever.




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#13 29-07-2012, 00:41:18 AM
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i supported wasteland 2 :)


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#14 29-07-2012, 00:41:58 AM
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lol remember the iphone case that was funded on kickstarter that killed the reception


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#15 29-07-2012, 00:46:04 AM
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the ouya is going to be a stupid piece of poo poo


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