Please answer truthfully:

1. how manly do you see yourself in five years?
2. have you ever juggled flaming dynamite sticks while riding a shark into an underwater volcano?
3. when was the last time you punched the sun right in its face
4. How many times have you simply walked into Mordor
5. Have you ever saved a failing orphanage with only the power of your voice?

I hope you get the job!!

1. still male
2. no
3. never, it's too far away, too hot
4. not even once
5. i have never even seen an orphanage

1. still male
2. no
3. never, it's too far away, too hot
4. not even once
5. i have never even seen an orphanage

YOU'RE HIRED