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#106 02-01-2008, 17:46:09 PM
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How would Samus beat up Duke Nukem while simultaenously scrambling around picking up all those dollar bills?

Samus doesn't need dollar bills and she'll beat Duke Nukem by either speedblitzing him, punching his head off, or tearing his limbs apart with grapple beam. In fact, there's so numerous other ways Samus could one-shot him.

It's called Duke Nukem Forever because Duke can punch FOREVER, and Duke Nukem Forever will be WINNER, while Samus is Nintendo and LOSER!

1. Well Samus Aran can both punch AND shoot FOREVER! Any weapon Duke can dish out, Samus can do it ten times better.

2. Besides what's the most amazing thing Duke's ever done?



kicked ass whilst chewing bubble gum EVEN when he was all out of gum.

That pales in comparison to Samus kicking asses on an intergalactic level.

Also you realize at least half of Samus's weapons have unlimited ammo.

Besides, women are more flexible, which makes for better footing and agility. 
And samus is a fictional character that could never exist. Duke Nukem could very well exist. Therefor samus is a phony and only little kids use her in an argument about kicking ass.


#107 02-01-2008, 17:46:17 PM
How would Samus beat up Duke Nukem while simultaenously scrambling around picking up all those dollar bills?

Samus doesn't need dollar bills and she'll beat Duke Nukem by either speedblitzing him, punching his head off, or tearing his limbs apart with grapple beam. In fact, there's so numerous other ways Samus could one-shot him.

It's called Duke Nukem Forever because Duke can punch FOREVER, and Duke Nukem Forever will be WINNER, while Samus is Nintendo and LOSER!

1. Well Samus Aran can both punch AND shoot FOREVER! Any weapon Duke can dish out, Samus can do it ten times better.

2. Besides what's the most amazing thing Duke's ever done?



Samus gets beat up by kirby all the time in my game. Would you like a video for proof?





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#109 02-01-2008, 17:48:57 PM
How would Samus beat up Duke Nukem while simultaenously scrambling around picking up all those dollar bills?

Samus doesn't need dollar bills and she'll beat Duke Nukem by either speedblitzing him, punching his head off, or tearing his limbs apart with grapple beam. In fact, there's so numerous other ways Samus could one-shot him.

It's called Duke Nukem Forever because Duke can punch FOREVER, and Duke Nukem Forever will be WINNER, while Samus is Nintendo and LOSER!

1. Well Samus Aran can both punch AND shoot FOREVER! Any weapon Duke can dish out, Samus can do it ten times better.

2. Besides what's the most amazing thing Duke's ever done?



kicked ass whilst chewing bubble gum EVEN when he was all out of gum.

That pales in comparison to Samus kicking asses on an intergalactic level.

Also you realize at least half of Samus's weapons have unlimited ammo.

Besides, women are more flexible, which makes for better footing and agility. 
And samus is a fictional character that could never exist. Duke Nukem could very well exist. Therefor samus is a phony and only little kids use her in an argument about kicking ass.

Duke Nukem's also a fictional character, so your point is moot.

and just because your video says that kirby can beat samus doesn't realistically make it so, but then again it could go either way in a real fight.


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#110 02-01-2008, 17:50:06 PM
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What do you mean "real fight" both characters are fictional and in a FICTIONAL fight samus got swallowed like the bitch that she is and then shat back out again.







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How would Samus beat up Duke Nukem while simultaenously scrambling around picking up all those dollar bills?

Samus doesn't need dollar bills and she'll beat Duke Nukem by either speedblitzing him, punching his head off, or tearing his limbs apart with grapple beam. In fact, there's so numerous other ways Samus could one-shot him.

It's called Duke Nukem Forever because Duke can punch FOREVER, and Duke Nukem Forever will be WINNER, while Samus is Nintendo and LOSER!

1. Well Samus Aran can both punch AND shoot FOREVER! Any weapon Duke can dish out, Samus can do it ten times better.

2. Besides what's the most amazing thing Duke's ever done?



kicked ass whilst chewing bubble gum EVEN when he was all out of gum.

That pales in comparison to Samus kicking asses on an intergalactic level.

Also you realize at least half of Samus's weapons have unlimited ammo.

Besides, women are more flexible, which makes for better footing and agility. 
And samus is a fictional character that could never exist. Duke Nukem could very well exist. Therefor samus is a phony and only little kids use her in an argument about kicking ass.

Duke Nukem's also a fictional character, so your point is moot.

and just because your video says that kirby can beat samus doesn't realistically make it so, but then again it could go either way in a real fight.
But Duke is realistic. He uses real weapons and anyone could do what he does. Samus is not realistic, people can't blow up planets and poo poo.


#112 02-01-2008, 17:58:33 PM
She's a woman. she should be in the kitchen, making Duke some sammishes while he kicks alien butt and saves the world

By realistically, I meant the odds in general.

Also here's the correction:

She's a bounty hunter. duke nukem should be in jail, while Samus kicks way more alien butt and saves the solar system and watches him cry. 

Honestly if you did your research, samus aran's weapons are just too much for duke to handle.


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#113 02-01-2008, 18:00:16 PM
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She's a woman. she should be in the kitchen, making Duke some sammishes while he kicks alien butt and saves the world

By realistically, I meant the odds in general.

Also here's the correction:

She's a bounty hunter. duke nukem should be in jail, while Samus kicks way more alien butt and saves the solar system and watches him cry. 

Honestly if you did your research, samus aran's weapons are just too much for duke to handle.
Odds have nothing to do with it. There is no such thing as "aliens" or intergalactic bounty hunters and it's not possible for samus aran's weapons to exist.


#114 02-01-2008, 18:02:37 PM
She's a woman. she should be in the kitchen, making Duke some sammishes while he kicks alien butt and saves the world

By realistically, I meant the odds in general.

Also here's the correction:

She's a bounty hunter. duke nukem should be in jail, while Samus kicks way more alien butt and saves the solar system and watches him cry. 

Honestly if you did your research, samus aran's weapons are just too much for duke to handle.

No because on the rare occasion that Duke would face a more powerful enemy, he would hack the game and give himself infinite health.

In that case, Samus Aran hacks the game and gives her infinite health and missiles, she's had experience with electronics too.


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#115 02-01-2008, 18:04:22 PM
Samus Arans weapons dont exist. There is no such thing as a photon beam. At least Duke's weapons are real.





#116 02-01-2008, 18:05:29 PM
Oh and the hyper beam is all Samus needs.


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#117 02-01-2008, 18:06:02 PM
Oh and the hyper beam is all Samus needs.

Doesnt exist





#118 02-01-2008, 18:27:13 PM
supera has a life aside from nintendo


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#119 02-01-2008, 18:49:37 PM
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Supera does not seem to know the difference between a fictional character and a real one. I'd bet he goes on gay sites like "Ultimate Battle" or some racist poo poo like that to decide which fictional races are superior.



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#120 02-01-2008, 19:01:09 PM
Supera does not seem to know the difference between a fictional character and a real one. I'd bet he goes on gay sites like "Ultimate Battle" or some racist poo poo like that to decide which fictional races are superior.

In that case:

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=duke+nukem&word2=samus+aran





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