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#1 29-10-2007, 14:19:03 PM
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As you know, I left the boards a short while ago. But you may wonder why I'm suddently back. Here's the story, which I also posted on GameFaqs:

I was going at EB Games, looking for some PS2 games, but then I saw that Mario game for the Wii... I had an unusual urge to buy it, so I took it. But as I opening my wallet to pay for the game, the cashier spoke some strange words in a russian accent...

Cashier: It is kind of suck to buy this game.

Me: Huh?

Cashier: Aren't you forgetting something.....important?

Me: W...what?

Cashier: Listen. I can see that you are mature and enlighted. But your enlightment has been darkened by a curse laid upon you by HWSNBN. Though you were a tough one, GameFaqs and GameSpot, under the command of HWSNBN, used their powers to force you to comply to their demands, by moderating your posts and putting you under parole.

Me: H...how do you know about that?

Cashier: I know a lot of things... I have but one request now. Put this game back on the shelves, and return home. Something will be waiting for you.

Surprised that a cashier would tell me to not buy something, I putted the Mario game back on the shelves, and went back home. There, I found a cardboard box in front of my door. I opened it, and inside was a golden trophy, and on it there was an inscription: "YOU'RE WINNER!". As I held it in my hands, I saw visions... I saw the four Rigs... I saw the Rigists... I saw Superman, Shaq, CATS, E.T. and Barney... I remembered the good time I had with them all, and finally realized that I have been cursed! So, I immediately booted up my PC, and started playing Big Rigs. Finally, when I became WINNER, the curse was broken! My faith in BROTRR returned, with an even stronger desire to spread the words of Lord Stell than ever before!

So here I am, back to fight the forces of LOSER!

YOU'RE WINNER!



The legend of the WINNER trophy:
"One Handle to rule them all, One Handle to find them,
One Handle to bring them all, and in the light bind them, In the land of BROTRR, where the WINNER lie."

"The Lord of the Rigs", Sergey Titov
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#2 29-10-2007, 14:34:03 PM
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#3 29-10-2007, 15:16:51 PM
you're stupid go away


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#4 29-10-2007, 15:18:18 PM
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The legend of the WINNER trophy:
"One Handle to rule them all, One Handle to find them,
One Handle to bring them all, and in the light bind them, In the land of BROTRR, where the WINNER lie."

"The Lord of the Rigs", Sergey Titov
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#5 29-10-2007, 15:53:48 PM


#6 29-10-2007, 17:40:52 PM
:(


#7 29-10-2007, 17:45:09 PM
rasto should kill himself because not even his parents love him hes just a small sick waste of life


#8 29-10-2007, 17:57:52 PM
also rastos a GAYGAYGAY


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#9 29-10-2007, 19:12:55 PM
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#10 29-10-2007, 19:26:40 PM
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#11 29-10-2007, 20:19:03 PM
I lol'd for all the wrong reasons.





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#12 30-10-2007, 01:47:29 AM
Surprised that a cashier would tell me to not buy something, I putted the Mario game back on the shelves, and went back home.



 cheers m8
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#13 30-10-2007, 03:43:19 AM
put put





#14 30-10-2007, 21:09:26 PM
rasto should kill himself because not even his parents love him hes just a small sick waste of life

no u


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#15 30-10-2007, 21:19:19 PM
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