I was watching Xinwen Lianbo and it said there are shootings in America all day long, the people are in a state of anxiety, it has enemies everywhere, and it is the enemy of the world’s people. I think socialist China is still better, because under the great and wise leadership of the Party, my happiness index is 100. I have freedom, democracy, a 2,000 yuan salary, life is cozy, a mortgage for my home, stable commodity prices, safe food, excellent government service attitude, and I don’t even need to pay taxes. My next meal is always waiting for me, my mortgage only takes up half my salary, and every month I have money left over, which I can use to go buy lottery tickets and have the chance to win 10 million. As long as I have water to drink, and meat to eat, it’s enough for me, but for the Party to give me all of this, my heart is full of appreciation, and so will have my offspring forever obey the Party!

I couldnt agree more, I am terrified of americas enemies and the constant uncontrollable street violence that is rampant in america. 

While my happiness index is only 98, I still promise to exhaust my wages for the greater glory of our socialist nation.

Well that is quite noble of you!

thenk~~

what is my happiness index?

Mine is 0

how do i measure mine????

are you happy?

yes

well, how many happys are you?

420

happy