it's a dog-eat-dog world and as a part of a cash-strapped generation, why should i choose ZMANNZILLA over the next leading brand? some may find nothing wrong with the cmanzillas and zedmenzillers, but i choose to be an informed consumer. imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but how do YOU stick it to these bozos?

Q: How do you separate yourself from the knock-offs??

A: It's easy to just rest on the fact that I come with a two-year warranty (the best in the industry), but it's a very fair question - how do I stack up in comparison to the cheaply-made Chinese look alike equivalents?  Here are just a few examples:

- The hair in my chops is made from real human hair, not synthetic fibers.
- The lyrics in my rap songs are written by a real Buffalonian vaudeville rap artist, and not a rap lyric generator set to "Buffalonian".
- I contain real sugar, not aspartame
- None of the knock-offs have daughters, instead they have pet cats dressed like babies.
- My success rate in getting you laid is shown to be 46% higher according to Consumer Reports.
- My accessories aren't choking hazards
- I have a genuine copy of Big Rigs Over The Road Racing on my computer, the knock-offs pirate theirs

I hope this helps you clear up the confusion!

Q: How do you separate yourself from the knock-offs??

A: It's easy to just rest on the fact that I come with a two-year warranty (the best in the industry), but it's a very fair question - how do I stack up in comparison to the cheaply-made Chinese look alike equivalents?  Here are just a few examples:

- The hair in my chops is made from real human hair, not synthetic fibers.
- The lyrics in my rap songs are written by a real Buffalonian vaudeville rap artist, and not a rap lyric generator set to "Buffalonian".
- I contain real sugar, not aspartame
- None of the knock-offs have daughters, instead they have pet cats dressed like babies.
- My success rate in getting you laid is shown to be 46% higher according to Consumer Reports.
- My accessories aren't choking hazards
- I have a genuine copy of Big Rigs Over The Road Racing on my computer, the knock-offs pirate theirs

I hope this helps you clear up the confusion!

Thanks to this I will be able to tell my zmerrmans from my zmans. Won't have to worry about the chinese knock off's now.

I know what I'm buying in bulk next time I'm in the warehouse district at night