maker her watch you do 100 pushups

Quote from: ZMannZilla on 29-10-2011, 21:28:23 PM

Quote from: Clazzic Meepington on 29-10-2011, 20:03:36 PM

I imagine it'll be awkward as all hell because sometimes I go long periods without talking because I can't think of anything to say.

Here's something you can do for that:

At some point before your date, write a list of 10-20 things that you are really interested in and/or have at least 10 minutes of talking material about.  Then write each one on a little piece of paper, and put all the pieces of paper into a pocket.  That way, if you're in danger of hitting an uncomfortable silence, you can reach into your pocket covertly for a random topic.

Hmm could you find a way to set it up in a way that can backfire hilariously so I can write about it in my future autobiography? (example: writing the list in spaghetti sauce on the underside of my arm)

- Waiter spills a tray of drinks on the pocket containing the suggestions
- Suggestions accidentally get swapped with a shredded bus schedule, end up spending the evening discussing bus routes
- Someone steals your pants, has their own mystery to solve when they find the suggestions
- You put a peanut butter sandwich in the same pocket for reasons I'll let you explain to your date yourself
- Write it on heat transfer paper, take suggestion out, paper is all blue
- Write it in Esperanto, bump head on way to date, forget how to read Esperanto

There are lots of others, but I don't want to ruin the surprise.

maker her watch you do 100 pushups

+cp for great advice

meep stfuing?
don't make chortle

Okay some updates.

Things fell through a bit for a while, in short, do not use an ESL student as a wingman or connection.

Anyways after 3 nights of online chatting with her I've gone from potential dinner date, to potential shopping to nothing and now finally we are going to have tea tomorrow at 2. Will post back at 2:15 when I ruin all progress I have made. Get hype.

5 steps forward, 4 steps back, 1 step forward

I believe in you meep. Be strong.

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DUDE JUST WATCHED THE DATING GAME

So anyways she was nutbladder burstingly kawaii, stockings and everything. She even did the old giggle behind a napkin routine that made me lose all control over the contents of my boxers. I looked pretty goddamn sauve and acted it too, in fact I was probably more kawaii than her. We had lemon tea and talked from ~2:00 to 3:45~. It went really great, she had deese english although my hard of hearingness was a disadvantage because she is soft spoken and I didn't want her to think she had bad english when I just couldn't hear. So she's the daughter of some deer antler tycoon and wants to be a housekeeper at a high end hotel. She likes cooking so she's perfect waifu material. ALWAYS BET ON MEEP.

also people in the hallways were passing out condoms and she got handed a bunch of them too bad I'll never know what they'll feel like

 

6 steps forward

cool

I am incredibly jealous.

she beg for big white cock