Just stop trying to get laid and go pump some iron. Devote your life to developing the ultimate body and watch those muscles get huge. Once you've got more guns than a evangelical neocon the bitches will want to be all over your dick and you can just be like "unicorn off bitch" and then go pound some brews and get unicorning ripped until you find the one whore worthy of your seed
You are a nigh-endless expanse of off-white nothingness that sexes clowns on camera.
