Quote from: MarshalMustache on 20-04-2014, 23:23:54 PM

Sorry. I need some help

Maybe that guy with the cowboy hat will help you but im not really sure how to advise. Bermuda shorts might not work at a western dance show, why not wear some WRANGLERS?

The perfect white dad clothes.

Oh, i though this is normal forum about Big Rigs but then i've got this :S
BTW I'M NOT A RACIST, SO SHUT UP.
I like trolling, but not too much. Only sometimes i troll.

only if you have an american flag button up shirt to go with it

Wranglers are very attractive, especially with a belt and buckle. I'm not sure I can pull off the denim jacket, though.

Why would I desecrate the flag by wearing it as a shirt??

Too afraid to wrap yourself in freedom?  That's communist talk right there

Wearing a cowboy hat is automatic freedom

And you have the freedom to wear this great nations colors loud and proud

I don't want to get profiled as a yippie.

I dunno, that fetching shirt really makes me like the guy

That sweater is pretty good, but I'm not going to be like the Westboro BAptists and perform some kind of guerilla theatre at this Western Swing event. The cowboys will like me even less