I've been looking in the mirror and pretending that I'm Kanye West

I think it's working

Hey guys. Let me know if you want to see a video of me cutting my mustache

I do

Steev can give you tips, he's quite the beard-grooming connoisseur

Oh, good. So how do you get beards out of your clothes after a long day out cutting?

you know that backwards cape thing they tie around you during a haircut so you can masturbate?

yeah just go to super cuts and steal that

That seems like good advice, except it's dangerous to be masturbating while you're cutting beards! You need one hand to go left or right and the other hand to go straight and push buttons and all that