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So, a guy got hit by a car not far from where I live.
 
#1 06-08-2013, 19:32:21 PM
Me: So, what happened?

Cop: Um, a cyclist crossed on a red light and was hit.

Me: Oh. I saw bits of his brain scattered all over...

Cop: That was just blood. It probably coagulated a little bit.


JAVIKS
#2 06-08-2013, 19:50:28 PM
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amazing, i hope you aren't traumatized from it


JAVIKS
#3 07-08-2013, 00:14:45 AM
Oddly enough, today I saw a car on fire at an intersection and I was driving through just as the fire truck was rolling by. On my way back I saw the owner on the side of the road speaking to the police. The entire front of the car except for the frame was completely gone.


TheGrandMystic
#4 07-08-2013, 04:11:02 AM
amazing, i hope you aren't traumatized from it

Do you think I'm some kind of pussy? Me, with a name like trukfuker? Hell no. I love it when things like this happen and people die.


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#5 08-08-2013, 02:07:12 AM
amazing, i hope you aren't traumatized from it

Do you think I'm some kind of pussy? Me, with a name like trukfuker? Hell no. I love it when things like this happen and people die.

that's fetchin cold, bruh


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