It was a wild party. Somebody had brought a 300 gallon keg of Coors Light. Everybody was getting smashed, and I went blind in one eye. The male:female ratio was 50/50, so everybody had something to do if you know what I mean, *wink wink*. After I was done skullunicorning the hottest girl I had ever seen I went out back to have an epic plastic lightsaber battle with a bunch of losers. Then we started shouting for no reason, to see how loud we could get. Rather than calling the cops like pussy assholes, some of the neighbors came over and made the party even bigger. They were all young people of course, because this was a really awesome party in the city somewhere and not in some small town. In fact, I think it was England where the party took place, because everybody had a really extreme British accent. How could I afford going to England just to go to some party, you ask? Well, in fact, I was going to some really great English university. In fact, I'm still going to a really great English university, and I'm a quantum physics major. I already constructed a working time machine, which I use every weekend to go back to that really awesome party. Anyways, when the party was over, I just sort of sat there. Eventually, I was told to get the unicorn out because I was just sitting there like an asshole. I got pretty pissed, so I took out my frustration by reading a book, like a sane normal person. Then, I made a delicious turnover and cut it up into individual chunks to share with my friends. They all love my cooking because they trust me and don't think that I'm going to try and poison them. My friends really like me. That's why they invite me to such insane parties. I have lots of friends.

300 gallons of Coors Light in England? Never would happen I call BS

300 gallons of coors light is my wet dream

Even though Corona is still too light to have an impressive "pee pee to drink" factor, it is still better than Coors. 

 

Corona is just Spanish for 'Coors Light,' the only reason it tastes different is because they make it with dirty Mexican water instead of clean, refreshing water from the Rockies

coors light tastes like freedom love it or LEAVE

2 words dudes...roling rock

2 words dudes...roling rock

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