My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm...)

And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"

Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fetch, God sent me to piss the world off!

[Chorus]

Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

at first i didn't even remeber that happening, but now it's all coming back to me

Quote from: JAVIKS on 09-06-2013, 17:52:16 PM

Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

at first i didn't even remeber that happening, but now it's all coming back to me

it's not the only thing coming

this thread is WAY BETTER NOW

And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

ITT: White people rapping

upstanding African-American member of societys are really cool