i reckon we would have manned missions to mars that would take mere hours if i were in control

I need to get in touch with Beer w/ Straw to come up with an equation/graph about what happens to Coors Light if you open it in a zero gravity environment, I looked on the kerbal space program wiki but no tutorial for this yet

that's because Kerbals operate on Miller Time

I need to get in touch with Beer w/ Straw to come up with an equation/graph about what happens to Coors Light if you open it in a zero gravity environment, I looked on the kerbal space program wiki but no tutorial for this yet

   Unrestricted liquids in uniform motion tend to form spherical shapes in zero-gravity. Yet, since Coors Light is an intrinsic part of the standard model of particle physics, if it is not acted upon by an outside force, such as artificial gravity or a straw, its symmetry will coalesce into a shape with surface area enough to keep the beer cold.
   It is worth mentioning that the cosmic background radiation left over from the big bang shows a striking resemblance to the carbonation bubbles found in Coors Light, and it is thus hypothesized that since cold beer is the natural order of things, the quantum fluctuations that triggered the big bang were like actions shaking up the primordial can of beer which exploded and created the universe.

Quote from: Diceman on 02-04-2013, 21:06:15 PM

I need to get in touch with Beer w/ Straw to come up with an equation/graph about what happens to Coors Light if you open it in a zero gravity environment, I looked on the kerbal space program wiki but no tutorial for this yet

   Unrestricted liquids in uniform motion tend to form spherical shapes in zero-gravity. Yet, since Coors Light is an intrinsic part of the standard model of particle physics, if it is not acted upon by an outside force, such as artificial gravity or a straw, its symmetry will coalesce into a shape with surface area enough to keep the beer cold.
   It is worth mentioning that the cosmic background radiation left over from the big bang shows a striking resemblance to the carbonation bubbles found in Coors Light, and it is thus hypothesized that since cold beer is the natural order of things, the quantum fluctuations that triggered the big bang were like actions shaking up the primordial can of beer which exploded and created the universe.

Thank you so much, with your permission I may reupload this to the KSP wiki under username "SKRAG"

If you want.

Go for it.

Quote from: Diceman on 02-04-2013, 21:06:15 PM

I need to get in touch with Beer w/ Straw to come up with an equation/graph about what happens to Coors Light if you open it in a zero gravity environment, I looked on the kerbal space program wiki but no tutorial for this yet

   Unrestricted liquids in uniform motion tend to form spherical shapes in zero-gravity. Yet, since Coors Light is an intrinsic part of the standard model of particle physics, if it is not acted upon by an outside force, such as artificial gravity or a straw, its symmetry will coalesce into a shape with surface area enough to keep the beer cold.
   It is worth mentioning that the cosmic background radiation left over from the big bang shows a striking resemblance to the carbonation bubbles found in Coors Light, and it is thus hypothesized that since cold beer is the natural order of things, the quantum fluctuations that triggered the big bang were like actions shaking up the primordial can of beer which exploded and created the universe.

so everything in the universe is made of coors light, exactly what i wanted to hear

OK.

So like I did the download for KSP and I was thinking of dumb stuff to do: Formalize a boundlessly stupid equation for a thousand stage rocket. Wondered if I could kill a crew with crushing g-forces before a rocket even left orbit. Questioning if I'd be allowed unlimited fuel/infinite energy and get my rocket to hall some serious ass and become a black hole...

Started the game up. Named my rocket "BLOW THE unicorn UP!" and immediately started looking for the self destruct button. I couldn't find it. So I started sucking my thumb as the game was quickly becoming too hard.

Then I was feeling crushed cause I looked up a youtube video where some dude was boasting of going faster than light in KSP and had my hopes of being astronomically retarded die.

But I did find this and it claims to be using the unity 3D engine and may grant relativistic affects for KSP in the future or some junk like that.

OpenRelativity
 
IN PROGRESS OpenRelativity is a set of tools for simulating the effects of traveling near the speed of light in the Unity3D game engine. The team is currently refining the documentation, usability and features in OpenRelativity, targeted for release as a free, open-source package in 2013, to allow others to produce more simulations and games about traveling near the speed of light.

Following from the game "A Slower Speed of Light."
http://gamelab.mit.edu/games/a-slower-speed-of-light/

wow I am not an expert on ANYTHING