Would you rather eat a radioactive chicken nugget, or a nuclear sandwich?

Hmm, that's a toughie. I'd have to go with the nuclear sandwich.

BTW that OP was totally

chicken nuggets are fukken delicious but I would like to maintain my fertility.  What level of radioactivity are we talking about here?

chicken nuggets are fukken delicious but I would like to maintain my fertility.  What level of radioactivity are we talking about here?

well aside from the fact that you shouldn't be worried about fertility due to the fact that you will never have sex, go with the nuclear sandwhich because that's like eating a nuclear reactor and you might gain SUPERPOWERS

It has exactly enough radiation to mutate you into a steaming pile of winner. And I'm surprised so many people took the sandwich. Most people take the chicken nugget.

the nuclear sandwich sound pretty sweet.

NUCLEAR SANDWICH

Well, technically there shouldn't be anything wrong with the sandwich since "nuclear" means nothing by itself.  Radioactive on the other hand is bad news.

put the nuggets in the sandwich

put the nuggets in the sandwich

YOU CAN'T DO THAT
YOU'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX