I will hereby teach you all anything and everything about physics, for BROTRR is EXACTLY like real life and therefore is the best and ONLY source for physics and life knowledge.

THE RIGIST LAWS OF PHYSICS
1) All collisions result in the Rigs passing through objects, excluding the ground. Therefore, momentum is ALWAYS preserved.
            m1v1 + m2v2 = m1v1      (Note: v2 = 0, always as objects are LOSER)
2) The Rigs shall move in whatever direction and in whatever speed it does so please. Exterior forces DO NOT exist. Only rig forces do.
3) Forces DO NOT react in equal and opposite pairs. Rigs are infinity and LOSER objects are zero. If objects and rigs were to react in equal and opposite pairs, LOSER would be infinite.

EXTRA THEOREMS OF PHYSICS
1) The invisible land beyond the ground exists solely from rig forces. Therefore, if you were to "fall of the edge of the world," these rig forces would save you (that is, if YOU'RE WINNER).
2) DO NOT BELIEVE IN GRAVITY! If you fall off a building and die, YOU'RE LOSER!
3) DO NOT BELIEVE IN NEWTON'S THIRD LAW! If you run into a wall and hurt yourself or EVEN SO MUCH AS SLOW DOWN UPON PHASING THROUGH THE WALL, YOU'RE LOSER! (Note: Navarro NEVER phased through walls hint hint)
4) Because Newton is LOSER, calculus is a figment of his imagination.

I will complete this later.
REMEMBER: STAY WINNER

I have a question, how much impact is required to clear the police roadblocks? They always give me trouble. If you could give an expression that would factor in the weight of your illegal cargo, it's fragility, and how much speed is required to hit a police car and go through, i'd be grateful. We rarely have access to such quality scientific analysis around here.

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You need an INFINITE amount of force. Considering how rig forces are THE ONLY forces, only rigs CAN HANDLE THE ULTIMATE TRAFFIC STOPPER: A ROAD BLOCK.

Cargo: fetch it! The rigs had it delivered before the creation of the universe. 0
Police: fetch them too! They are LOSER! Who in the right mind would attempt to stop the Rigs! 0
Speed: Rigs go infinitely fast ALL THE TIME. Infinity (duh)

Therefore we have:
force needed = Rigs / (cargo + police) = inf./0, which is obviously infinity.
//Rigs allow division by zero.

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Rigs continuously divide about zero. Indeterminate forms? A figment of L'hopital's imagination.
6/0 = 1234567890…
Inf./Inf. = …99999.99999…
Inf. /0 = Inf.
Inf. / over 9000! = 0
1^Inf. = 2.718…
0*Inf = Inf.

Do you mean L'Hospitalet?  I've always wanted to visit

L'hopital the "mathematian"

the mathemagician more like it

Mathemagicion is putting it to nicely. Anyone who contributes to LOSER mathematics commits blasphemy. See the Math of BROTRR forum.