Unbelievably, somebody managed to rate this game a 10/10 without getting stopped by the Nazi admins!
http://www.gamefaqs.com/genesis/562309-shaq-fu/reviews/review-66482

This review is simply beautiful, and I wholeheartedly agree with the message ("Why y'all hatin'?")

That man has brought us one step closer to a review of on gamefaqs

Also there's one guy who got a 6.4/10 review posted for Drake, but the reviewer is also a Gaylo fanboy so it doesen't count:
http://www.gamespot.com/drake-of-the-99-dragons/user-reviews/252112/platform/xbox/