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# 6091
shin splints : Big Rigs :: a rat's ass : __________

And voila... continuity.

Needs more madonna
STOP GIVING AWAY THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# 6092
Social/Off-Topic / Re: !!!
07-06-2008, 18:51:45 PM
I only e-mailed it to 7 other people and the guy at McDonalds put an extra burger in my bag!  But then I saw the receipt and found out that he charged me for it.
# 6093
Put on a cheerleader outfit and make out with her.  This will improve your score.
# 6094
shin splints : Big Rigs :: a rat's ass : __________

And voila... continuity.
# 6095
I tried to bring on a large mass of C4 onto the plane and they refused to let me board, I was so pissed off that I almost blew all of the infidels up right then and there
Next time, hide the C4 in your cocaine.
# 6096
I once wore a soviet army cap achievement cube (small red and gold star with hammer and sickle, designed to be pinned onto the hats of soldiers) and was called a communist. Good heavens! I could only imagine the kind of trouble I would have received whilst wearing it when going through American customs. I already got enough trouble there, some big beefy black man who worked at the airport thought I was entering the wrong toilet block on the grounds that I have long hair.
Another thing that will get airport security to snap the rubber gloves on and request boarding passes to Colontown, is to travel with a 12-pack of D-cell batteries in your carry-on.
# 6097
whats this from


Pre-sexual goats contained within a single cough drop
# 6098
Announcements / Re: Rotating Banner
05-06-2008, 00:48:05 AM
HEY GUESS WHAT ELSE?





































go 'head, GUESS

























That banner is a big bowl of tits in tits gravy.  I gave COOL POINT.

 :roddy: :roddy: :roddy: :roddy: :roddy:
# 6099
Social/Off-Topic / Re: Cool manly man!
04-06-2008, 18:23:43 PM
 :stamp:
# 6100
Feedback/Help / Re: NEW SMILEYS
04-06-2008, 01:29:34 AM


Pweety pweez?
# 6101

TAKE THAT, FORCED MEME!
# 6102
Can we has Running not-at-all-into-girlsgot as a smiley mebbe?

I got to see KITH live when I lived in Buffalo.  Live is great, because they fetch up from time to time and then try to work the fetch-ups into the routines.  They were doing an MC Simon Mulligan bit and for some reason Dave (as Hecubus) leaned back into some weird sexual position during the "Sleep Of Ages" schtick, and Kevin (MC Simon) was still standing over him and wasn't sure what to do about it.  Then his hand fell and the crowd started cheering because it was headed for Dave's j00lz.  So, he went with it, and grabbed Dave's package, and the crowd lost it.  Then Dave looks up and goes "Y'know Kevin, this is exactly why we're both divorced."  Crowd f00kin lost it.
# 6103
fat people should always feel bad
I do, CRT, I do.  It's like carrying saddlebags of liquid emo inside of me.

O weight oz nawt phat oz phluphy



Also oz uh rappin lumbajak

OK so I'm a mite chubby.  I'd be fatter if emos had more meat.
# 6104
WRONG ANSWER IS TALK!  RIGHT ANSWER IS TO HIT! MORE! THINGS!!!!!
KA-BAM!!! TAKE THAT JARED FOGLE!
KER-SPLOOSH!  TAKE THAT SPONGEBOB!!!
THWACKAMA-ZOWIE!!! EAT KNUCKLE-SLATHERED RAGE, '97 FORD ESCORT WITH MOON ROOF AND FACTORY AIR!!!
BEAT! SMACK! I HATE YOU, WONDER TWINS!
BUTT-SEXXXED!! AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO!
THWIP-WEDGIEEEEEE! STILL A NERDY BITCH PETER PARKER!
BANJO-KAZOOIE! YOU FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, N64 WITH NO CONTROLLERS AND GUM IN THE EXPANSION PORT!
KITCHEN'D! AS IN GET BACK IN IT, MOTHER THERESA'S CORPSE!
# 6105
WRONG ANSWER IS TALK!  RIGHT ANSWER IS TO HIT! MORE! THINGS!!!!!
KA-BAM!!! TAKE THAT JARED FOGLE!
KER-SPLOOSH!  TAKE THAT SPONGEBOB!!!
THWACKAMA-ZOWIE!!! EAT KNUCKLE-SLATHERED RAGE, '97 FORD ESCORT WITH MOON ROOF AND FACTORY AIR!!!
BEAT! SMACK! I HATE YOU, WONDER TWINS!
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