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# 1
Gaming / Game Design Masterclass
01-01-2019, 22:33:15 PM
Hello students!


Welcome to bjorno's videogame design school.
I will teach YOU how to create a AAA smash hit video game!

Lesson 1: The "Big Idea"

Here is the most important part of creating your smash hit AAA video game, the IDEA phase.

Websters disctionary defines IDEA as ": the central meaning or chief end of a particular action or situation" which means its what we gotta do to form the game. The game should first form in your mind - as the alchemist Nicolas Flamel once stated in his great wisdom "As is in the mind it will be in the terra". What this means of course is that nothing can exist without first existing inyour mind. We are doing alchemy here, turning trash into GOLD.

Here is my trademark system for coming up with these ideas:

1. Think of a video game you already like or is popular
2. Tweak it in a way to bump up the "FUN FACTOR". This also helps with the copyright issues.
3. "Mind-play" the game in your own head, noting if you're having fun and making tweaks to improve.
4. Add in loot-boxes.

I will now demonstrate with an example.

Base Game: Crazi Taxi
Tweak: instead of a taxi its ubers now and you have to pick up mcdonalds orders for stoned 30 y/o's and the soundtrack is soundcloud rap and the graphics are hyper-realistic and there are boob physics and the drivers all have huge knockers and you can build a ramp while driving and theres a button that makes the character dance and its online so you can squad up
Mind play: Oh wow this rules ahahaha coool oh damn that melon stand exploded i wish i could shoot melons at people from the car
loot boxes: new sexy outfits for the uber driver ladies and new honks for your whip

Makes sense? Good!

Today's lesson is accompanied with a mandatory assignment due before the next lesson.
Each student is to come up with 2+ game ideas using the system taught.
I will evalutate your progress to assist in the learning process.

Good gaming!!
# 2
Social/Off-Topic / Chainsaw Maintenence
18-12-2018, 22:50:00 PM
How do you guys keep your chainsaws in proper working order? Any tips?

# 3
and another thing, bitch you always lookin like a shaved peach????
# 4
Movies, TV, Music, Books / Family Guy
22-11-2018, 14:09:22 PM
# 5
Prison Bill Cosby
Louis CK with dick out
Gangnam Style guy
Sexy police officer on leave of absence after shooting unarmed black man in his own home
Toad from mario with trump hair
prison Hillary
Colin Kaepernick (only works if youre white and in blackface)
Drake in blackface
Regular blackface
large black hoodie + cheapest "Scream" mask from walmart

# 6
The answer is YES
# 7
I'm feeling prettyu low T and sluggish lately. I think the soy has sapped my virility.

What are your guys preferred neutropics??
I'm looking for something to boost my brain power, my manliness and my mood.
# 8
Feedback/Help / 2 Questions
08-08-2018, 22:12:03 PM
1. Why isnt there a :thinking: guy doing the thingy on the chin post rating????

I LACK THE ABILITY TO RATE THINGS AS APPROPRIATE

2. Why doesnt maraakate have a acievement cube for his wonderful poo pooposts??
# 9
asshole fetch peice of crap ass plastic bullpoo poo getting all stripped and spraying water everywhere GO TO JHELLLL
# 10
Movies, TV, Music, Books / THE PURGE
08-07-2018, 20:56:52 PM
The purge movies are the best representation of current amerikkka ever put to film.

They are all beautiful and perfect and I love them.

Have you dudes seen them yet?
# 11
Social/Off-Topic / Hand Health Thread
11-06-2018, 22:58:17 PM
In this thread we report on our current status of hand health.

How are YOUR digits doing?

(NOTHING PAST THE WRIST WILL BE TOLERATED)
# 12
Social/Off-Topic / bjorno in seattle
09-09-2017, 23:59:03 PM
HEY YALL I LIVE IN SEATTLE NOW

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there are too many starbucks please send help
# 13
Social/Off-Topic / hows everybody doing?
12-06-2017, 20:59:52 PM
I somehow have a cold in mid-june. I dont get it man!!!!!

How about you guys? Fe;l;ing healthy??
# 14
Social/Off-Topic / woodworking masterclass
25-01-2017, 02:00:55 AM
i am watching these woodworking videos on youtube as a way of calming my crushing anxiety



they are great

anybody here have any other good woodworking videos?
# 15
Social/Off-Topic / GUT PUNCH
13-01-2017, 21:54:32 PM
When was the last time YOU watched a gut punch video?

Do you want to do it yourself?
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