Do you not see? it is the biography of a  who tried to comprehend the  ness of BROTRR. Quite a fascinating read I must say. It provides deep insight into the minds of a  and how non- they are, to better your  ness.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAA

Ok, my seizure is now over. that site was KEWL it's like

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  ZOMB I'M HAVING A FREAKING SEIZURE

Thank you for all the kind posts. Your all  . This makes me very happy, few Riggerologists get such support.

Zigs are winner long ago requested me to post this here as well, and I have finally gotten around to it. Thank you Zigs, you are 

"The supposedly computer-controlled truck you're supposed to be racing against in the game never actually moves." says Alex Navarro, four time winner of the loser trophy. What a lie. I've never heard such a lie.



Figure A:





The Truck you are to race.



Figure B:








Taking a closer look at the "non moving truck" we see a strange device. let us zoom in further.



Figure C:







we now see the strange device in full. using a high speed game camera, the next images have been captured of the truck.



Figure D:




At 0.0006 seconds, we see a large burst of white light from the device.




Figure E:




At 0.001 seconds, we see a massive blur as the Truck lurches forward in speeds in excess of 50,000,000 KMH. this is in direct contrast from what Alex has said.



Figure F:




At 0.003 seconds, the Truck has almost completed its first lap, however, the truck your driving now starts to go, and freezes time, so that it will win, and the truck behind it will lose.
This is shocking enough to all the Losers, but to be in the images from there VERY OWN terrible review? wow.