A is for Abercrombie And Fitch

B is for Big Rigs and Barbie

C is for Cancer

D is for Down's Syndrome

E is for Enemas

F is for Fallout Boy

G is for Germans

H is for Hemmorhoids

I is for (Steve) Irwin

J is for Jake Gyllenhaal

K is for Kevin Federline

L is for Lionel Ritchie

M is for Michael Vick AND Michael Jackson

N is for Ninja Turtles

O is for Ozzie Osborne

P is for Power Puff Girls

Q is for Queen Latifah

R is for Richard Simmons and Rigism

S is for Stalin, Sergei Titov, and Stellar Stone

T is for Ted Bundy

U is for U2

V is for V For Vendetta

W is for Wicca

X is for X-Men

Y is for Yankees

Z is for Zoophilia

The Fugitive = LOSER
LOTR = MOST LOSER EVER
Richard Simmons = WINNER
Ron Jeremy = WINNER
Michael Jackson = WINNER
Flavor Flav = WINNER
Napster = LOSER
A Boy And His Blob = WINNER
Custer's Revenge = WINNER
Kenny G = WINNER
Michael Vick = WINNER
Internet = LOSER
Adult Swim = LOSER
CSPAN = WINNER
Full House = WINNER
South Park = LOSER
Gettysburg = LOSER
Shrek = WINNER
Roseanne Barr = WINNER
Bruce Willis = LOSER
Backstreet Boys = WINNER
N'Sync = WINNER
Justin Timberlake = WINNER
Hanson = WINNER
James Bond = VERY LOSER

Captain Novolin = WINNER
Metroid Prime = LOSER
Icewind Dale = LOSER
Sergey Titov = WINNER
Mario Bros. = LOSER
Superman 64 = WINNER
Bubsy 3D = WINNER
Barbie Horse Adventures = WINNER
Laws Of Physics = LOSER
Infinite Acceleration = WINNER
Runescape = WINNER
Elder Scrolls IV: Obvlivion = LOSER
Proper Grammar = LOSER
Invisible Cops = WINNER
Invisible Cargo = WINNER
A.I. = LOSER