HELO BIG RGIS BOADR!!! SORREY FOR NO PSOTS FOR SO LOGN, I DID GO TO JALE BECAUS I GOT ARESTED FOR DRIVAING A TRUKC FULL OF LITTEL FLOUR BGAS FOR A LOCEL BLAKC MAN. LUKCILY HTERE IS ONLY 1 SHERFIF IN TEH TOWN ADN TEH JALE IS MAED OF WOOD SO I BURND IT DOWN!!1!!11

IN OHTER NEWS TODAY DIKC KING ALEX NERVARRO CAEM TO MY HOUES TO TRY TO AREST ME AGEN ADN TOUCH MY WEE WEE. SO I SAED NO PLEASE ALEX BUTSEX DONUT RAEP ME I AM NOT A FAT HOMO LIEK YUO. SO I PUNCHED HIS FAEC HE SAYS O PLEAES OSWYN I JSUT WANT TO LIKC YUO ADN YUOR DOG. HE WAS TO UGLEY SO I STABED HIM IN TEH FAEC. SADLY I TEHN REALIEZD TEH TRUTH: IT WAS NOT ALEX IT WAS A BIG TURD TEH HOAL TIEM

HELO I AM SORREY I DID NOT POST FOR A LOGN TIEM BUT I FOUDN A PICTUER OF A BIG RGIS BOX NAKED SO I WAS BUSEY LOOKIGN AT IT. BUT HERE IS A WARNIGN BECAUS SEPT 15 IS TEH DAET FOR A BAD BAND NAEMD SUNNY DAY REEL ESTAET TO RE RELESE TEH SAEM ALBUM HTEY DID. PELSE DO NOT BUY IT.  HEAR IS TEH PICTURE:

FRIST OF ALL IT IS PINK SO IT IS GAY. NUBMER 2 IS IT IS TO EXPENSIVE FOR 10.99. IF U WATN TO SPEDN 10 DOLERS HTERE IS A DEAD CAMAL IN MY GRADNMAS DRIEV WAY I CAN SELL TO YUO. IT WILL SMEL LESS BAD HTEN TEH MUSIC. I WAS LISENIGN TO IT ADN HTE MAN AT TEH GAS STATON SAYS HAY non-heterosexual person YOUR GAY FOR HAVIGN TAHT PINK IPOD ADN TAHT BAND ON IT.  ALSO NAET MANDEL IS IN TEH BADN ADN I SAW HIM STEEL A PRETZIL STIKC FROM A BABEY. ADN HE TOOK MY CRAYNO WAT A ASS. IT IS OK TO STEEL IT TO STOP PEOPEL FROM BUYIGN IT ADN BRAKE TEH CD BUT TAHT IS IT.

OH ADN ALSO 

I AM SORREY I DID NOT COME TO HERE FOR SO LOGN, I DID BUY TEH BOX SET OF BJ ADN TEH BEAR SHOW ADN WATCHD IT FOR 24 HRS/DAY FOR 5 MONHTS.SO HTE OTHRE DAY MY GRADNMA SAYS OK NOW TRUN OFF TEH VCR IT IS CHRISMS EAVE ADN WERE GOIGN TO YUR COUZIN HOUSE NOW I AM EXITD CAUES I GET ALOGN GOOD WIHT MY COUSN BUT I NEVRE VISIT CAUES MEHT LABS AER TO DANGERUOS TO GO TO UNLES ITS CHRISMES. SO I GO HTERE ADN I THOT I SAW SANTA CLAUS AT 3AM SO I OPENED TEH DOOR BUT O NO IT WAS RELEY PRESTEDNT BARAK OBLAMEB. HE SAYS HAHA I AM HEAR TO RUN CHRISTMES BY STELIGN TEH PRESINTS. MY HISTERY TEACHER WIHT SWASTEKAS ON HIS EYE LDIS SAYS OBAMBA IS EVIL ADN SOME 1 SHOUD SHOT GUN HIS HEDA OFF. I TRYED BUT IT WAS SADLY OLNY CHRISTOFER CARABBA IN A COSTUEM. HE DYED ADN SO IT WAS A GOOD CHRISMES PRESANT AFTER ALL. I GOT SOCKS TO.

HWSNBN DIED ADN WENT TO HELL. ON TEH ROAD TO HEL HE MET A DEVILS. "HELO DEVILS" SAID HWSBNS "MY NAME IS HWSNBN"

"OH YES" SAID TEH DEVIL WEVE BEEN WAITIN FOR  U AND HE STUCK HIS PTICH FORK UP ALEX NEVAROS BUT HOLE.

THEN HE WALKED DOWN THE ROADE SOME MORE ADN MET CEBRERESEBARS THE GARD DOG OF HELL. "HELLO DOG" SAID HWSNBN "MY NAME IS ALEX NEVARO"

"OH YES SAID THE DOG IVE BEEN WAITIGN FOR U" AND HE STUCK A PICH FORK UP ALEX NEVARROS BUT.

HE KEPT WALKING AND MET SATAN. "HELLO SATAN" SAID ALEX "MY NAME IS HWSNBN"

OH YES SAID SAITAN IVE BEEN WAITING FOR U AND STUCK HIS PITCH FORK UP AKEX NEVAROS BUT.

"NOW WAIT A MINITE HEAR" SAID HWSNBN" EVERY TIME I TELL SOME BODY MY NAEM THEY STICK A PITCHFOKR UP MY BUTT WHY IS THIS"

"SHUT UP" SAID SATAN AND CUT HWSNBNS DICK OFF.

I SE A LOT OF U AER TLAKING ABOTU IT I HAEV OLNY HTIS TO SAY IT GOT MY SSITER PREGNINT AND WILL NOT PAY AYN CHILED SUPORT IT IS A ASSTERD.

HELO IT IS ME I AM DONE WIHT MY RODE TRIP BECAUS MY BUS BRAKED DOWN IN NEBRASKA SO I AM STAYIGN WITH MY 1 LEGD GRATE GRANDMA. SHE IS CRAZY ADN BROEK INTO MY ROME ADN TIDE ME DOWN AND MAED ME LISEN TO A BED TIME STORY SO I LIEKED IT ADN MAED A COMIC OUT OF IT BECAUS SHE WILL KILL ME IF I DONT.

HEAR IT IS NEW FORMIS I PRESETN TEH STORY OF GAY FRED FELPS IN COMICS FORM