It's a sandbox game because you can go anywhere and do anything!

Over a year ago, I posted on these forums asking about whether it was okay for me to grind up Big Rigs disks up and inject it directly into my veins. You guys warned me that such an incredibly large dose of Winner would be rediculously toxic for me, and I was talked out of doing it. However, I found myself slowly diving deeper and deeper into the depths of depavity as I played Big Rigs more and more in order to get my dose of Winner. Eventually I was indeed forced to begin injections of pure ground up Big Rigs disks in order to allow myself a chance to actually do things like eat and use the bathroom. However, with each passing day I've needed larger and larger injections in order to shake off the withdrawel symtoms.

One day, after nearly overdosing on pure Winner, I found myself lying on the bathroom floor, unable to move. I eventually slipped into unconsciousness. I soon entered a dream like state that was both heavenly and nightmarish. I was soon greeted by a voice that felt somewhat sinister. However I felt assured that he was not YE WHO'S NAME SHALL NOT BE SAID. Instead he told me that the power of Winner was indeed very real and that the time was now to wealed its power for the purposes of evil. I was to be his chosen Acolyte to begin the spread of Winner to the local populace so that a great army could be built from it to destroy the world.

And so the time has come for me to build my army. My methods are simple. I will force people to play Big Rigs until their addiction to Winner will be so great that they will be forced to pay me exuberant prices for bags of ground up copies of Big Rigs. As these people fall deeper into their hellish addition, I will use their altered mental state to convince them to join my army. I will soon be both rich and powerful beyond imagination, and I will use this power to crush any and all who oppose me.

My army is growing! Those who deny the power of Winner and those who wealed it for the purposes of good are FOOLS! While you divide your forces to combat eachother, my forces will strike you both down. For we will be the chosen ones.

WE ARE THE ANTI-WINNERS!!!!

Here our roar and temble!!!

 

Which do you prefer?

Action 52 will always be winner




But not as much as

Toomuchinformationmyheadasploded!!1!!11!1!!1!

ever put in

53: The strange looks I get while playing it at school. (Clearly Jealousy)

 

so that she

42: It gives me the winner seizures.

Quote from: Dissident on 19-12-2007, 18:28:06 PM

Quote from: DZ on 19-12-2007, 18:23:51 PM

Quote from: EJ on 19-12-2007, 18:01:48 PM

AMBIGUOUS

NO!!! I refuse!! Must fight it! THIS....POST...IS...still ambiguous...

but the next post is

When uncyclopedia told me about zombie Jesus, my mind was a splode!1!11!!!!1010101

She really wanted

OMG!!!!1!!11!

I'm never using wikipedia again!

Uncloyclopedia however is very winner!