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#1 One time I stayed the night at my best friend Dustin's house.
So did my other friends Daniel and some black kid who I forget his name.

Dustin was my first friend. He was hyperactive so his parents made him take lots of drugs to keep him calm.
He taught me how to say bad words, like "unicorn", or "poo poo", or my favorite: "Goddamn motherunicornin' dickin' asshole"

We did a lot of fun stuff on that day

We rode our skateboards down a hill

We ate apple slinkies (his mom had a machine that made them)

We played Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation on his Playstation

We also ate popcorn and watched the movie Deep Blue Sea (I don't remember much about the movie but I think there was a chick in her underwear and we got pretty turned on)

Overall it was a great sleepover

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okay #2 I remember one time Dustin spent the night at my house

we camped out in the backyard

when i thought my parents went to sleep i was like HELL YEAH WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT and i took off my clothes to be funny

my mom came out to check on us and saw me naked and she probably thought i was gay

#3 One time my friend Ben had a sleepover party on his birthday

We mostly just sat in his room and played GTA Vice City

His dad was kind of a non-heterosexual person and he made us go to bed early

that dad is such a dick

#4 Sleepover at Nick's house

One time I slept over at my friend Nick's house

For dinner we had fish sticks.

Nick's family was very Christian and they got mad at me because I started eating my fishsticks before praying I DIDN'T KNOW

heathen bastard

#5: Sleepover at Joey's house

Well this one's not really a sleepover, we lived there cuz my mom was on drugs and we lost our house.

We were living with my mom's friend Joe (who was a drug dealer) and he had a son named Joey.

Joey was a weird kid, one time he wanted me to jack off with him in the living room.

He had a cool trampoline though and we used to jump on it all the time

Joey's dad was a very angry man who yelled a lot

One day he had a red line going up his arm and it went to his heart and killed him (RIP)

Now he doesn't yell anymore

RIP Joey.
You will be missed.

coolest drug dealer of all time RIP

#5: Sleepover at Joey's house

Well this one's not really a sleepover, we lived there cuz my mom was on drugs and we lost our house.

We were living with my mom's friend Joe (who was a drug dealer) and he had a son named Joey.

Joey was a weird kid, one time he wanted me to jack off with him in the living room.

He had a cool trampoline though and we used to jump on it all the time

Joey's dad was a very angry man who yelled a lot

One day he had a red line going up his arm and it went to his heart and killed him (RIP)

Now he doesn't yell anymore

Dude you were one such a good streak and then your last one was a bummer 

gg question successfully answered by steev, lesson learned: All dads are dicks.

YWOC will have a hard time topping this one

Quote from: STEEV LION on 08-10-2012, 03:21:37 AM

#5: Sleepover at Joey's house

Well this one's not really a sleepover, we lived there cuz my mom was on drugs and we lost our house.

We were living with my mom's friend Joe (who was a drug dealer) and he had a son named Joey.

Joey was a weird kid, one time he wanted me to jack off with him in the living room.

He had a cool trampoline though and we used to jump on it all the time

Joey's dad was a very angry man who yelled a lot

One day he had a red line going up his arm and it went to his heart and killed him (RIP)

Now he doesn't yell anymore

Dude you were one such a good streak and then your last one was a bummer 

gg question successfully answered by steev, lesson learned: All dads are dicks.

YWOC will have a hard time topping this one

Which is why I won't even attempt to

Quote from: highly on 08-10-2012, 22:57:07 PM

Quote from: STEEV LION on 08-10-2012, 03:21:37 AM

#5: Sleepover at Joey's house

Well this one's not really a sleepover, we lived there cuz my mom was on drugs and we lost our house.

We were living with my mom's friend Joe (who was a drug dealer) and he had a son named Joey.

Joey was a weird kid, one time he wanted me to jack off with him in the living room.

He had a cool trampoline though and we used to jump on it all the time

Joey's dad was a very angry man who yelled a lot

One day he had a red line going up his arm and it went to his heart and killed him (RIP)

Now he doesn't yell anymore

Dude you were one such a good streak and then your last one was a bummer 

gg question successfully answered by steev, lesson learned: All dads are dicks.

YWOC will have a hard time topping this one

Which is why I won't even attempt to

that is not something that the recipient of the yourewinnerofcourse most improved member of 2011 with his own ask board would say