i drank malzbier today

it's the first time i have not been disgusted by beer

That's because it's not really beer

Holy poo poo I haven't had a coors light in idk how long!!

thats too long!

This is my little experience with alcohol so far in my life:

When it turned 2000 I had my first ever glass of champagne. It isn't bad at all. It just tasted like water that had an off flavor.
Fast forward to around 2009 where I had a single shot of whisky. Not bad. A little rough on the back of my throat.
Around 2010 some friends took me to a bar for the time ever. They bought me three beers from tap. I have no idea what kind they were but they tasted like terribly, terribly, watered down whisky.
Late 2012 I had a single shot of apple vodka. Pretty good. It was easier on the back of my throat than the whisky was.

Thus concludes my experiences with alcohol.

I would like to try some wine soon.

That's because it's not really beer

well then!!!!

beer still disgusts me
my cousin made me drink a lot (4 full glasses is a lot to me) at my sister's wedding and i felt sick

not drunk sick (i wasn't even disoriented) but they just made me feel horrible

Darkness and Chaos have Enveloped this Thread.

darkness and chaos will never separate me from coors light

darkness and chaos didn't stop me from buying some red wine this morning

apparently it's healthy for you but w/e

Barftastic

Everyone give awesome's pic thumbs up and trophy the forum is broken it only lets me rate posts twice

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