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Classic Meepington
I have lots of rigcoin. Looking for a woman with the following characteristics if you don't have all of most of them then don't even bother replying.

Gf must have:

* large breasts (D cup or over ONLY PLEASE)
* thin, athletic build
* hair must always be at least shoulder length and styled in a feminine way
* natural platinum blonde hair, NEVER DIED I hate fake people
* never wears makeup, again in line with my previous point
* perfectly flawless skin at all times, no stubble or acne *BARF*
* must dress fascionible but not SLUTTY, dont worry I'll buy ur clothes for our.. heheh.. private times..
* NO GUY FREINDS
* virgin, bonus rigcoins for intact hymen in collectible condition
* chill, laid back, likes to have fun
Please send me a PM if u r interested I am a white male, 59 years old, good paying welding job. I have my own truck and I'm in a rent controlled townhouse. I don't cook or clean or flush the toilet you'll be expected to do all those things. Not looking for a girl who parties or goes out a lot to work out or be with their friends. Loyalty is a must! Looking forward to hearing from any of you female rigists with class and style out there.
Maraakate
meep is ooc rn
Classic Meepington
bump forget to mention whites or asians only please. I'm not racist it's just preference
bjorno the hedgehog
That describes me perfectly.
Classic Meepington

--- Quote from: bjorno the hedgehog on 14-02-2021, 00:43:47 AM ---
That describes me perfectly.

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applications for bussy open next week, chump
Skrag
What if you find a woman who is all of those things, except they also won't flush the toilet
bjorno the hedgehog
even better
Classic Meepington

--- Quote from: Skrag on 19-02-2021, 12:50:12 PM ---
What if you find a woman who is all of those things, except they also won't flush the toilet

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have u ever defecated so hard you flushed your pants down the toilet
bjorno the hedgehog
no
bjorno the hedgehog
have you
Classic Meepington
if it happens in your own house it doesn't count
Dissident
did you ever find ms right
Classic Meepington

--- Quote from: Dissident on 24-07-2021, 13:12:35 PM ---
did you ever find ms right

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No. It is only through Allah that I can be granted one online dating match a year with someone who is not morbidly obese.

I don't even ask for this much anymore.
spit on my dick
Where'd the pic of James with his tits out go wtf 🔪
Classic Meepington

--- Quote from: spit on my dick on 06-08-2021, 22:54:21 PM ---
Where'd the pic of James with his tits out go wtf 🔪

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