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#1 17-07-2016, 19:09:53 PM
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Post any good jokes you come across here  :roddy:

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#2 17-07-2016, 19:35:37 PM
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Ok here's one: Cirus

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#3 17-07-2016, 19:36:57 PM
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#4 17-07-2016, 20:37:48 PM
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Here's a vintage dumb blonde joke that would cause outrage on twitter if it were told today:

How do you kill a dumb blonde?
Put her in a round room and say,"Your food is in the corner"


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#5 17-07-2016, 23:35:12 PM
steev that is a CLASSIC I haven't heard since I was a kid!!!!!! thanks for making america great again




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"so, what do you do?"

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"jesus man, don't you have a heart?"

"Is that a criticism or are you making an order?"


#7 18-07-2016, 14:49:01 PM
An ancient proverb: LOSER who stands in front of Big Rig is tired. LOSER who stands behind Big Rig is exhausted.


#8 18-07-2016, 22:36:56 PM
A man goes to the dentist and has to get a dental plate made of epoxy. The only problem is that he loves to eat Hollandaise sauce and eggs benedict. After getting his dental plate he realizes that the hollandaise sauce is staining the dental plate an orange color, so he goes back to the dentist to complain about it. Then the dentist suggests he gets a chrome dental plate instead of epoxy. And the man asks if he can eat hollandaise sauce now. So the dentist tells him

                                                                





#9 20-07-2016, 06:30:06 AM
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Number 2 pencil



Cirus
#10 20-07-2016, 11:07:03 AM
Heh nice manga steev


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#11 21-07-2016, 13:27:25 PM
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Two guys are peeing off the side of a bridge, a :loser: and a :stamp:.

The  :loser: says "the water's cold," to which the  :stamp: replies "yeah, deep too."


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#12 29-07-2016, 12:07:46 PM
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I have another great joke but it's christmas themed so I have to wait a couple months to post it


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#13 29-07-2016, 14:42:48 PM
That'll be about the next time you post anyway


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#14 29-07-2016, 14:53:05 PM
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Here's a xmas joke: Last year's Secret Santa


#15 29-07-2016, 15:10:04 PM
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so secret nobody even knew about it!


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