What, when, where, who, how and why was your first boner?

Q: What, when, where, who, how and why was your first boner?

A: Sorry about the late reply, I was getting my latest boner while playing Skyrim:



As you can see, an accurate 1:1 translation of me, complete with giant rippling muscles and hairy six-pack.  If that doesn't give you a boner than rigga you dead.

So, anyways, on to the question being asked, well actually it's six questions.  Let's get started:

1) What was my first boner?  My first boner was a physiological phenomenon where my gargantuan cock became firm and stiff, engorged with blood and hot sauce. Usually, a boner is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, usually associated with sexual arousal.  However, for my first boner, this wasn't the case.

2) When was my first boner? It was shortly after seeing my first titty mag.  My stepfather was kind of a porn junkie as it turns out, and he had stashes all over the house.  This was mid 80's-ish.

3) Where was your first boner? I was cleaning out a section of the attic and ran across one of his treasure troves.  I think it was a comic about Ronald Reagan and his staff (jajaja) visiting a whore house that caused me to raise the periscope.

4) Who was your first boner? His name was Coq'pekkr-Dyk, and his coming was foretold in the stars.  Banished thousands of years ago by the Mormons of Seducis-7, Coq'pekkr-Dyk escaped centuries of oppression and ridicule until coming to this planet.  The prophecy stated that he sleeps, but his awakening would preclude the mangling and consuming of all that is warm and vaginal.

5) How was your first boner? Cosmic, glorious, and a little frustrating.  I had no idea what to do with the damn thing.  This is why having Christian dad and stepmom raise me until 6th Grade was retarded.  Seriously, I was so misinformed that I thought silk sheets were supposed to be sexy because the sperm could glide across it easier on its way to the woman's belly button.  IN SIXTH GRADE.

6) Why was your first boner? Vice President George Bush getting tag-teamed by twin blond hookers.  Aw yeah.

Thank you for that, this is going to help your November Writey thingy, right. Any notable or bonerific boners? In math class?

I've answered six questions about my boners and you're asking a seventh and eighth? May I ask why the obsession with the throbbing erections of my youth?

Q: I've answered six questions about my boners and you're asking a seventh and eighth? May I ask why the obsession with the throbbing erections of my youth?

A: Anyone uninterested in the epitome of manliness(your dong) has some serious psychological issues

there's a cypriot guy in my course who looks like a younger zmann. He lacks the mutton chops sadly

those are the second most important part of zmann and a terrible thing to be lacking

Q: I've answered six questions about my boners and you're asking a seventh and eighth? May I ask why the obsession with the throbbing erections of my youth?

A: Anyone uninterested in the epitome of manliness(your dong) has some serious psychological issues

Fair enough.

The funniest boner story I know is when I as in junior high and I fell asleep naked with the covers off and was late for school.  My mom came into the room to wake me up and I scurried to get a blanket over it.  My mom just laughed and said "Thank God you don't take after your father".

the guy on my course who looks like zmann spoke to me today, I was astounded as we've never spoken before and I didn't know he even knew my name (and I'm still not quite sure of his). But it was a wonderous experience, the closest I've ever come to talking to zmann

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the guy on my course who looks like zmann spoke to me today, I was astounded as we've never spoken before and I didn't know he even knew my name (and I'm still not quite sure of his). But it was a wonderous experience, the closest I've ever come to talking to zmann

I am quite relieved to know that you have a suitable proxy.