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Messages - Bob Cobra
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# 1
Social/Off-Topic / Ebola is spreading :)
14-08-2014, 12:21:11 PM
# 2
BROTRR Discussion / Big Rigs 2
09-08-2014, 02:28:56 AM
Well, I've downloaded a handful of Thunder's files and I haven't gotten a virus yet.
# 3
BROTRR Discussion / Big Rigs 2
09-08-2014, 00:03:19 AM
If you plan to remake Big Rigs, you are setting yourself up for an entire city's worth of feces to dump on your head.

First of all, vehicle physics. Does Big Rigs have physics? Why, yes it does, but not Newtonian physics. It has something more like "vehicle magnet physics". The only "free" engine that I have seen that does such poo pooty great vehicle physics is Dim3. To save you the trouble of downloading the content pack and hunting down all of the missing DLLs, I have put together a convenient package of the latest release. If you know JavaScript and have months of time to waste, you can make your poo pooty unofficial Big Rigs sequel.
# 4
Social/Off-Topic / Shaking hands with a girl
06-08-2014, 06:35:26 AM
When you shake hands with a woman, you must always bring her hand to your dick. The handshake will be more pleasurable and may lead to sex.
# 5
Social/Off-Topic / go to the chat
06-08-2014, 01:10:49 AM
I don't know if this has been mentioned yet or not, but ERC is a good Emacs chat program.
# 6
Social/Off-Topic / Sex with a BIG RIG
05-08-2014, 03:34:54 AM
That is an attractive young woman, but I would never have sex with a truck, big rig or otherwise, unless it was a Transformer.
# 7
Social/Off-Topic / Let me tell you my story.
02-08-2014, 16:51:26 PM
In that case, I honor you with poo poo. I'm not very cultured, so I can only assume that it is a gesture of friendship.
# 8
Social/Off-Topic / Let me tell you my story.
02-08-2014, 12:58:37 PM
Nice turd rating. If there is one thing I like about this "community" it's that I have given a sufficient amount that my presence won't be missed. You should all relax. It's not like I gave you crabs, not that it would be an issue. I'm sure most of you sissies keep it shaven.
# 9
The Revolution will be on Linux

So true.
# 10
Social/Off-Topic / Let me tell you my story.
30-07-2014, 19:19:50 PM
SKRAG, I did not say I made a lot of money in real estate. I am simply settled (without a mortgage) and unemployed.
# 11
Social/Off-Topic / Let me tell you my story.
30-07-2014, 07:14:09 AM
I was born in a hospital back in 1971. I grew up with an older brother who ended dying in a car accident at the age of 20. I have never had a solid career, but thanks to my relatively recent investment in real estate, am effectively "retired". I have few friends. I can count all the times I've had sex on my fingers. The "Cobra" in my name is a reference to G.I. Joe, a TV show that I watched when it first aired. (I watched for a total of 10 minutes before I decided it was terrible.) I joined your your website after a search for "big rigs forum" because I thought that I could make fun of truck drivers (one of the groups I hate). I did not realize until several hours after I joined that this is a website for babies. Bite me.
# 12
Feedback/Help / switch to SWATCH INTERNET TIME
27-06-2014, 23:31:38 PM
With all of my human guilt, I do see T.H.U.N.D.E.R.'s point. Not all species have ten fingers to count on. I suggest we all switch to a binary representation of seconds out of the day, represented in ASCII as filled shapes and hollow shapes. (Insignificant digits may be omitted.) We should also only post in Esperanto, with only capital Roman characters for Commodore computer compatibility.

MIA TEMPO ESTAS ■■□□□■□□■■■□□□
# 13
Social/Off-Topic / Knock, knock
27-06-2014, 01:46:23 AM
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who's there?

Bob Cobra.

Bob Cobra who?

Blob Schmobra.
# 14
BROTRR Discussion / The WINNER Archive Project
25-06-2014, 22:27:25 PM
Can't download any of them :( Where are the download links?

If you quote the OP you can see the download links and they still work.

For example, here is Taxi Racer:

You're supposed to be able to click on the pictures to get to the downloads, but I don't know why it's not working anymore. I bet steev broke something.

The picture links still seem to work for me, but the shiny "download" button is gone and replaced with an "image missing" placeholder.

Here is a replacement button.
# 15
BROTRR Discussion / The WINNER Archive Project
25-06-2014, 21:55:37 PM
Yes, sir.

Here is the thread containing the download link to some of Thunder's games. You may need to compile or something. Binaries are inside... With BASIC source code. :belair: Make sure you're using a Web 2.0 browser like Chrome or the file host won't work.
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