I've read the rules for the first time today. Who came up with these stupid rules???????? They're  



•Don't post anything illegal or instructions on how to obtain it (cracks, warez, etc).

If I want to give people instructions how to obtain my illegal cargo, this should be the website to do so. Real BROTRR'ers live on the edge, man.



•Do NOT discuss raiding another site on yourewinner.com. Do not admit to it or ask other members to help you raid another site.

If it's an attempt to thwart HWSNBN and his  websites, we should it's our moral obligation to discuss it here.



•No racial slurs

Ever since KKKlayotic has left the forums, this rule is redundant. Here's a dictionary for whenever he'll come back by the way http://www.rsdb.org/



•Don't post shock images or links to them

http://www.yourewinner.com/index.php?topic=5316.0



•Topics in "The Pub" board must stay on topic

It must be the most boring pub ever if people MUST stay on topic. "Prison" would be a better name for this forum.



•Don't advertise another website

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•Don't bump old topics without adding anything meaningful (as a rule of thumb, if it warns you on the posting page that the topic is old, don't bump it without contributing).

Best way to raise the post count:



•Try and post things in the appropriate forum.

As if we BROTRR'ers are a bunch of idiots who aren't capable of posting things at the right place.



•No porn, nudity, etc, and only post possibly offensive images/links with a warning.

Didn't I read a similar rule somewhere before.........Once is enough guys, we get it.


I demand new and cooler WINNER rules

Well, I'm glad the mods here are better than the rules. I, for one, like to post shock images.

Like yo momma?
BURN!

Someone should find a way to break every single rule in one post.

Someone should find a way to break every single rule in one post.

I will try to take you up on that offer.

These are rules from the old forum (where we had to adhere to invisionfree's TOS) and mostly got ported over. You may notice many of them are rarely enforced they're just there so we have an excuse to ban someone.

Yes, I did notice that some rules are broken quite often without any consequences. In that case we need some new rules, based on the Book of Rigism, MJ's songs, Billy Mays' selling techniques, Billy Mitchell's skills and Shaq Fu, Superman and Barney's gameplay.

Quote from: Googol Wiener on 22-07-2009, 15:08:57 PM

Someone should find a way to break every single rule in one post.

I will try to take you up on that offer.

That's easy, try to do it in one sentence!

I've got it! Someone bump an old topic in the pub with a giant disgusting picture of upstanding African-American member of society porn linking to a torrent with information on how to hack Google!

Quote from: Thunder on 22-07-2009, 15:27:40 PM

Quote from: Googol Wiener on 22-07-2009, 15:08:57 PM

Someone should find a way to break every single rule in one post.

I will try to take you up on that offer.

That's easy, try to do it in one sentence!

Once sentence? I will! check the pub.

New Rule #1: Instead of giving Cool Points, we give hugs, kisses, and clapping.
New Rule #2: Instead of saying 'OH SNAP!' or 'BURN!', we say 'DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!' and 'MOVE YOUR FEET!'
New Rule #3: When one is confused, one must spin.

Check the pub. I just broke all of the old rules in ONE POST!

New Rule #1: Instead of giving Cool Points, we give hugs, kisses, and clapping.
New Rule #2: Instead of saying 'OH SNAP!' or 'BURN!', we say 'DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!' and 'MOVE YOUR FEET!'
New Rule #3: When one is confused, one must spin.

I approve of these rules. One and one for you.

Check the pub. I just broke all of the old rules in ONE POST!

It has already been deleted, but I did see it. A valliant effort, although there clearly was a deeper meaning in your post: Bumping old stupid topics is like taking a poo poo on a naked woman, don't do it.

Therefor you didn't break rule number 7: •Don't bump old topics without adding anything meaningful (as a rule of thumb, if it warns you on the posting page that the topic is old, don't bump it without contributing).

fetch the police

New Rule #1: Instead of giving Cool Points, we give hugs, kisses, and clapping.
New Rule #2: Instead of saying 'OH SNAP!' or 'BURN!', we say 'DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!' and 'MOVE YOUR FEET!'
New Rule #3: When one is confused, one must spin.

New Rule #4: LOSERS better beat it. ( "Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear")
New Rule #5: Only people capable of registering are allowed to post here. (before playing Superman 64, you have to prove you can fly through the golden rings).
New Rule #6: New BROTRR'ers have to prove that they have defeated the computer controlled pesky AI Rig in BROTRR, thereby proving that they're as skilled as Billy Mitchell in playing games.
New Rule #7: Every new BROTRR must at least bring in 3 candidate members, thereby proving that they have the same selling skills as Billy Mays.
New Rule #8: Every new member must be able to roundhouse kick a basketball through the bucket from at least 20 feet, thereby obtaining the Shaq FU Seal of Quality^tm