I had to format/reinstall over the weekend and steam keeps trying to make me verify some code they claim to have emailed me, but the email never arrives. As such I cannot use steam, I don't even begin to know what to do!
                         

Should have disabled steam guard or used your real email

I fixed it crisis averted CIRUS check your steam at your leisure

fetch Steam

*keeps using it anyway*

*punches you in the arm because putting pretend actions between asteriks is dumb*

ok now punch yourself in the arm idiot

do it twice, once for yourself and once for me, thanks

When my account got stolen it took steam support forever to get back to me.

steam is good

you KNOW i am the correct person.

I'VE never had problems so I don't believe anyone has ever had problems

The only problems are the delusions people have in thinking the problems are real

no I'm pretty sure steam is flawless and valve is capable of doing no wrong

man i keep catching this topic at a glance and i read it is "fetch steev" and i'm just like wow thats fetched up diceman