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#46 26-01-2011, 01:50:58 AM
I've only played like 3 games since I did all those.



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#47 26-01-2011, 02:08:36 AM
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#48 26-01-2011, 12:01:50 PM
Review Heavy Rain.



You are a nigh-endless expanse of off-white nothingness that sexes clowns on camera.
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#49 01-04-2011, 20:23:29 PM
I'll review Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.

You can play as a floating Head....

And Captain America.....


And you still have to suck on laser beams the entire time.

But everybody gotta love Mahvel Baby.  :ballin: OUT OF 5


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#50 06-09-2012, 23:16:34 PM
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Today, I will review the WiiWare title Fluidity. The game is published by Nintendo and developed by some British company I cannot remember the name of.

[review has been condensed for DISSIDENT's sake]

Some black goop called the Influence has gotten this magic book all dirty, and you have to clean up the mess once again. To stop the Influence, you gotta use the various phases of water to collect these rainbow droplets of water. There are also blackish blobs of goo that you must extinguish in some missions.The controls are tough to maneuver (too much waggle). You're looking at one heck of an arm-ache if you play too long. There's nothing repulsive about the graphics or sound, but nothing special about them either. The music seems cheery yet stoic, like it came from some generic indie film.

...Oh, and you can make your mass of water explode if you hold down the "1" button long enough. That alone counteracts any LOSER parts of the game.

RANK:
:bidoof:/10 (only because of the awesome exploding tactic)


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#51 06-09-2012, 23:29:59 PM
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#52 06-09-2012, 23:33:57 PM
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#54 06-09-2012, 23:52:29 PM
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#57 08-09-2012, 18:33:59 PM
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#59 17-09-2012, 19:11:47 PM
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The Witcher 2
The game looks terrible and the mechanics and animations are wonky. The controls are clunky. I didn't even make it through the tutorial. I hate it.
0/10

The Witcher 3
I like this game. It looks nice even on medium settings. The storyline is interesting  even though I skipped most of the cutscenes. There were a couple of frustrating glitches that costed me thirty minutes of time.
9/10

Yakuza Kwayami or Yakuza Zero (the one that was on sale for five dollars on Steam)
Good game. Intriguing storyline. My gamer laptop overheated or something so I only got a taste of the game and someday I'll come back to it for more.
8/10

DOOM 2016
Good game. Fast paced action and beautiful graphics. This is the best game that I've played in a decade. I did get lost on one of the maps and wasted like 20 minutes of time because I didn't think to activate a switch to open a door or something like that.
9.6/10

Morrowind
I haven't even played it recently. I watched a fourth of a playthrough on YouTube about a year ago. The writing is brilliant. The open world is beautifully crafted and full of interesting details and delightful little quirks. It looks better than the Witcher 2. There is also an incredible mod called Tamriel Rebuilt. This mod has been in the works for more than twenty years. The dedication of the Tamriel Rebuilt mod team is inspiring. They plan on finishing it sometime in the 2030s.
8.8/10

Age of Empires 2
Great game. I bought it on Steam for ten dollars. It has a lot of strategic depth. I can beat the AI on normal settings but not on hard settings. The game is as fast paced as Doom 2016 and requires constant focus. I am not very good at the game and I prefer watching the experts compete.
9/10


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