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Jemina
#1 07-02-2010, 14:19:16 PM


NAME THREE PEOPLE WHO PUT BALLS IN THEIR MOUTH

HEY-OHHHHH



What the hell johnny? I thought we were friends


I found another envelope!

"EAT A DICK, YOU'RE A non-heterosexual person, AND F*CK OFF"

THREE THINGS I WANT TO SAY TO ED MCMAHON




You're such a gosh-darned weiner Johnny Carson.  Why don't you go to the zoo and eat a monkey's poop


WELL WHY DON'T YOU EAT A DICK AND F*CK OFF, YA non-heterosexual person?


OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? THAT VULGARITIES ARE SOMEHOW "COOL"?


hey i'm the guest aren't I supposed to come out now?


GO EAT A DICK, ZIMMERN


HAHA YEAH GO EAT A DICK YA non-heterosexual person


WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS I JUST WANTED TO BRING SOME DICKS TO EAT
THEY'RE FROM JAPAN YOU KNOW
HERE
SMELL THEM



I'M SURE ED WILL
HE LOVES THE DICK


I DO NOT LOVE THE DICK I'M ALL ABOUT THE PUSSYVAGINA


HELLO?
YEAH, I'LL TELL HIM

YOUR WIFE JUST CALLED ED
SHE SAYS THAT YOU LOVE THE DICK


NUH-HUH


HEY JOHNNY HAVE YOU MET ED'S DAUGHTER
COME HERE AND EAT SOME FISH DICK WITH ME


WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EATING OFF MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE THERE FISH DICKS EVERYWHERE


CAN'T BE YOUR DAUGHTER 'CAUSE YOU'RE A non-heterosexual person
THAT'S MY DAUGHTER
'CAUSE I PUT MY WEINER IN YOUR WIFE


WHAT THAT'S DISGUSTING AND EVIL AND THE LORD WOULDN'T LIKE THAT I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR MEAT CARSON


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE PROVED THAT ED MCMAHON LOVES THE DICK


THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU DUMB FU-


THESE HERE FISH DICKS ARE GETTING MIGHTY COLLLDDDD
MAYBE ED SHOULD WARM 'EM UP


HEY ANDREW MAYBE WE SHOULD STICK 'EM IN ED'S BUTTHOLE AM I RIGHT?




ywoc
#2 07-02-2010, 14:28:43 PM
Good job :winner:


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#3 07-02-2010, 14:33:57 PM
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#4 07-02-2010, 18:22:13 PM
That's a lot of work for little profit


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ywoc
#5 07-02-2010, 18:25:31 PM
That's a lot of work for little profit

yeah this poo poo prolly wont even get to the ARCHIVE


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#6 07-02-2010, 18:26:21 PM
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#7 07-02-2010, 18:33:10 PM
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#8 07-02-2010, 18:34:07 PM
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Jemina
#9 17-02-2010, 19:42:25 PM

say the name of tonight's guest multiple times




did you just imply that i'm a homosexual


did you just imply that you're not ya big non-heterosexual persongot


hee hee


shut up ed you f*cking chucklehead


excuse me?


you heard me, buttmunch




everyone give ed a big round of applause for fighting like a man





can we get on with this please i have some christian lyrics to write


well look at this pushy irish cockhole looks like someone took a sh*t in his potato field


my grandfather died in that potato field you douchenozzle


you clearly come from well-bred stock, tough guy


my grandfather died in a potato field too you dick


wow ed sorry to hear that your grandfather was a slave


what


you heard me
so groundskeeper willie i understand you're here for a charity called save the n*ggers
are they going extinct


that's not what it's called you dickwad


isnt there an anorexia epidemic in n*ggerland


actually it's called world hunger and aids and i'm kind of a major guy who wants to get rid of it


you're getting rid of n*ggers and attacking the source first


no johnny i'm killing no africans


hey bono my grandfather was an african why are you killing africans


you are not haffercan you dumb sh*tstick listen to potatoman


thank you johnny


so bonero what are you saving


did you just call africans "things" johnny


well yeah back in the fifties i used to make my slave hold my lightbulb as i read

or maybe it was a lamppost

I DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE OF ALL THE WEED
HAHAHAHAHA


haha yeah boner you potato-smoking cockbucket johnny likes to smoke weed out of an elephant pipe


haha f*ck yeah elephants do you smoke weed bonoer


MARIJUANA KILLS AFRICANS AND GIVES THEM AIDS WHEN THEY SHARE THE NEEDLE ALSO JESUS DOESN'T LIKE IT


yeah weed is really good anyways boner i understand that you have one of those blackercans backstage to make everyone in the audience feel bad


hi guys


what the hell he's all skinny i thought they all looked like biggie smalls


california love was a pretty rockin' song right johnny


that was tupac not biggie burn in hell forever




woah cool glasses boner can i have them

what the hell are YOU DOING


hahah boner can't keep anything on his face not even his gay juice


even i can work the gay juice! hahah boner you're such a non-heterosexual person


i can't see without my glasses where are my glasses


i got boners glasses im gonna sell deez to planet hollywood and get some weed money


boner's inspired me to give back to this minature biggie smalls
heres my pipe and a sack of potatoes
smoke the resin and give it back to me
oh yeah and the potatoes are for boner go get a time machine and send em to your grandma haha



what about my grandma


suck my gay juice ed


i cant see without
my
glasses


hey johnny lets go smoke a bowl


check it out this owl carcass is a bong now thanks taxidermist


can i come


no


i cant see still



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#11 17-02-2010, 23:09:16 PM
all this work and i bet nobody even bothered to look at all of them


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I skipped to the end once I saw it was more unfunny garbage.




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#13 17-02-2010, 23:46:38 PM
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I skipped to the end once I saw it was more unfunny garbage.


Jemina
#14 18-02-2010, 09:32:49 AM
- Last Edit: 18-02-2010, 09:55:25 AM
You guys hate it, so it must be good then.

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