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07-02-2010, 14:19:16 PM
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"YOU'RE WINNER !"
NAME THREE PEOPLE WHO PUT BALLS IN THEIR MOUTH
HEY-OHHHHH
What the hell johnny? I thought we were friends
I found another envelope!
"EAT A DICK, YOU'RE A non-heterosexual person, AND F*CK OFF"
THREE THINGS I WANT TO SAY TO ED MCMAHON
You're such a gosh-darned weiner Johnny Carson. Why don't you go to the zoo and eat a monkey's poop
WELL WHY DON'T YOU EAT A DICK AND F*CK OFF, YA non-heterosexual person?
OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? THAT VULGARITIES ARE SOMEHOW "COOL"?
hey i'm the guest aren't I supposed to come out now?
GO EAT A DICK, ZIMMERN
HAHA YEAH GO EAT A DICK YA non-heterosexual person
WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS I JUST WANTED TO BRING SOME DICKS TO EAT
THEY'RE FROM JAPAN YOU KNOW
HERE
SMELL THEM
I'M SURE ED WILL
HE LOVES THE DICK
I DO NOT LOVE THE DICK I'M ALL ABOUT THE PUSSYVAGINA
HELLO?
YEAH, I'LL TELL HIM
YOUR WIFE JUST CALLED ED
SHE SAYS THAT YOU LOVE THE DICK
NUH-HUH
HEY JOHNNY HAVE YOU MET ED'S DAUGHTER
COME HERE AND EAT SOME FISH DICK WITH ME
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EATING OFF MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE THERE FISH DICKS EVERYWHERE
CAN'T BE YOUR DAUGHTER 'CAUSE YOU'RE A non-heterosexual person
THAT'S MY DAUGHTER
'CAUSE I PUT MY WEINER IN YOUR WIFE
WHAT THAT'S DISGUSTING AND EVIL AND THE LORD WOULDN'T LIKE THAT I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR MEAT CARSON
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE PROVED THAT ED MCMAHON LOVES THE DICK
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU DUMB FU-
THESE HERE FISH DICKS ARE GETTING MIGHTY COLLLDDDD
MAYBE ED SHOULD WARM 'EM UP
HEY ANDREW MAYBE WE SHOULD STICK 'EM IN ED'S BUTTHOLE AM I RIGHT?
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07-02-2010, 14:28:43 PM
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07-02-2010, 14:33:57 PM
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07-02-2010, 18:22:13 PM
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That's a lot of work for little profit
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07-02-2010, 18:25:31 PM
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Quote from: X23 on 07-02-2010, 18:22:13 PM
That's a lot of work for little profit
yeah this poo poo prolly wont even get to the ARCHIVE
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07-02-2010, 18:26:21 PM
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17-02-2010, 19:42:25 PM
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say the name of tonight's guest multiple times
did you just imply that i'm a homosexual
did you just imply that you're not ya big non-heterosexual persongot
hee hee
shut up ed you f*cking chucklehead
excuse me?
you heard me, buttmunch
everyone give ed a big round of applause for fighting like a man
can we get on with this please i have some christian lyrics to write
well look at this pushy irish cockhole looks like someone took a sh*t in his potato field
my grandfather died in that potato field you douchenozzle
you clearly come from well-bred stock, tough guy
my grandfather died in a potato field too you dick
wow ed sorry to hear that your grandfather was a slave
what
you heard me
so groundskeeper willie i understand you're here for a charity called save the n*ggers
are they going extinct
that's not what it's called you dickwad
isnt there an anorexia epidemic in n*ggerland
actually it's called world hunger and aids and i'm kind of a major guy who wants to get rid of it
you're getting rid of n*ggers and attacking the source first
no johnny i'm killing no africans
hey bono my grandfather was an african why are you killing africans
you are not haffercan you dumb sh*tstick listen to potatoman
thank you johnny
so bonero what are you saving
did you just call africans "things" johnny
well yeah back in the fifties i used to make my slave hold my lightbulb as i read
or maybe it was a lamppost
I DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE OF ALL THE WEED
HAHAHAHAHA
haha yeah boner you potato-smoking cockbucket johnny likes to smoke weed out of an elephant pipe
haha f*ck yeah elephants do you smoke weed bonoer
MARIJUANA KILLS AFRICANS AND GIVES THEM AIDS WHEN THEY SHARE THE NEEDLE ALSO JESUS DOESN'T LIKE IT
yeah weed is really good anyways boner i understand that you have one of those blackercans backstage to make everyone in the audience feel bad
hi guys
what the hell he's all skinny i thought they all looked like biggie smalls
california love was a pretty rockin' song right johnny
that was tupac not biggie burn in hell forever
woah cool glasses boner can i have them
what the hell are YOU DOING
hahah boner can't keep anything on his face not even his gay juice
even i can work the gay juice! hahah boner you're such a non-heterosexual person
i can't see without my glasses where are my glasses
i got boners glasses im gonna sell deez to planet hollywood and get some weed money
boner's inspired me to give back to this minature biggie smalls
heres my pipe and a sack of potatoes
smoke the resin and give it back to me
oh yeah and the potatoes are for boner go get a time machine and send em to your grandma haha
what about my grandma
suck my gay juice ed
i cant see without
my
glasses
hey johnny lets go smoke a bowl
check it out this owl carcass is a bong now thanks taxidermist
can i come
no
i cant see still
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17-02-2010, 22:20:30 PM
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17-02-2010, 23:09:16 PM
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all this work and i bet nobody even bothered to look at all of them
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17-02-2010, 23:20:12 PM
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"smash the patriarchy"
I skipped to the end once I saw it was more unfunny garbage.
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17-02-2010, 23:46:38 PM
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Quote from: Dissident on 17-02-2010, 23:20:12 PM
I skipped to the end once I saw it was more unfunny garbage.
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18-02-2010, 09:32:49 AM
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You guys hate it, so it must be good then.
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