It was but a normal, LOSER day at my LOSER school. That was until physics that afternoon, when I had my dreaded and very much LOSER mechanics test. However, when I opened my exam, lo and behold a most pleasingly WINNER sight met my eyes. It was as if the question was written by Lord Stell himself...



Feeling elated, I finished the test, and later that week, I returned to see my result.

Unfortunately, my teacher, being in the same league of LOSERness as HWSNBN, could not appreciate or understand the power of the almighty rig. I fear she has been possessed by the forces of LOSER. However, I shall now attempt to persuade her with my Rigist principles and make her WINNER.

Who's with me?

Lol British but otherwise

Too bad you're teacher is . That's an A+ paper right there.

Also YOU'RE WINNER!

lol lorry

If I were the teacher I'd give you a gold medal for that.

You should push her off the cliff...