Under these conditions:

- It can't be sex-related
- It has to be possible with today's technology
- You can't be CEO or a big boss like that

I'll start.

My perfect job would be one where there are no right or wrong answers. It would be devoid of responsibility. I would be paid well to make all of the creative decisions and none of the technical ones. I would be a creative video game designer/director who controls all of the art and level layouts, and the whole thing would be fun fun fun. The big boss would come up to me and ask something like "hey so our lead artist drew this really cool backdrop and I want you to draw the level layout for it". So, I would get out a pencil and sketch in passageways and platforms and lava pits and whatnot and tell him about it. I'd be like "the player starts HERE, and goes around through here and here and ends up HERE. Along the way, he encounters this big tentacle thing HERE and another two here and here, and then BOOM-- the door blows open and you can walk through and win." Or I would design a character. I'd walk right into the artist's office and say "I want you to draw a character for me, OK? OK, so he's a 10-foot-tall guy wearing a red rubber trenchcoat. He has welding goggles on and a spiky 'fro. He's carrying a giant katana, and he's swinging it around wildly like he's drunk. And that's the attack. Then when he stands still I want him to glow and hover." Then the artist would draw all of this and hand me the sketches, and I'd take them to the big boss, and I'd say "here's our new character". It would be fun like that.

Now you go.

My perfect job would require no teamwork

Something simple, like digging holes or waving a sign or something

Also my employer would be Google

And they'd let me drink Coors Light on the job!

I want to record stupid things on camera and then have people watch it somehow.

My perfect job would be doing nothing all day and making 100 million a year

Android dev

my perfect job would be slaving away in a corporate office somewhere for 40 hours a week doing work that is well below my capabilities and training, with people I detest.

I want to record stupid things on camera and then have people watch it somehow.

Not a job. That's YouTube.

My perfect job would be doing nothing all day and making 100 million a year

Also not a job.

Gynocalogist

I pass of as a real doctor and meet tons of pretty women  I want to bang and even more that I don't.

And don't start crying about this as being sex related because it's not, I would have a respectable door to door private practice, so women could have medical exams in the privacy of their home

I'd want to be the CEO of a company that makes futuristic sexy sex robots.

I think I'd like to design quests for an MMO.

I'd want to be the CEO of a company that makes futuristic sexy sex robots.

That doesn't count. I explicitely said that you can't be a CEO.

Quote from: highly on 19-08-2012, 16:44:55 PM

I'd want to be the CEO of a company that makes futuristic sexy sex robots.

That doesn't count. I explicitely said that you can't be a CEO.

Who are you to tell Highly what he can and can't be! He is a free spirit!

fedex truck driver

today i built an electrical fence on a steep hill for this guy's goats

got paid $40 in 1 dollar bills

that is NOT my perfect job

today i built an electrical fence on a steep hill for this guy's goats

got paid $40 in 1 dollar bills

that is NOT my perfect job

Your standards are WAY too high.