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#1 25-09-2007, 22:23:59 PM
- Last Edit: 26-09-2007, 08:17:53 AM
BROTRR

Big Rigs: Gamespot Destruction
Chapter 1: The Rigs are Raced and Meet HWSNBN
One day the Big Rigs were chilling at Devil’s Passage 2 with their illegal cargo.
Megaone: Hey guys. How about a Big Race?
Thunder: no u
Megaone: Shut up, thunder.
Thunderbull: Quit bickering u2 and lets get to racing!
The rigs all lined up and started the race!
Megaone: WE’RE WINNER!
Thunderbull: Quit trying so hard, Megaone.
Thunder: Banned.
Megaone: Um, Im a Big Rig. I’m impossible to defeat.
Suddenly a large pimp car drove up. Out came two furry gaurds and a bearded man.
Beard Nub: Hey guys. Im Alex Navarro.
Thunderbull: Um, gtfo.
Megaone: Wait, he might be winner. What brings you here, Alex?
Alex: Im with the guys at gamestop. We want to check you guys out and REVIEW IT!
Thunderbull:  Ok. We’re the most WINNER guys around.
Sunrise W12: LETS RACE FOR OUR PAL  ALEX!
The gang started the race and zoomed!
Megaone: YOU’RE WINNER!
Alex: Um, what? You guys didn’t even move. And whats with those techno music things. Im speechless.
Alex: *faints*
Megaone: Wow. What a…a…
Thunder: We don’t know anything but WINNER!
Thunderbull: We shall call it LOSER. And Alex is LOSER. He is he who shall not be named.
Furries: WE WILL HAVE REVENGE!
The Big rigs raced, spun leeks, and they knew Alex  would be back.


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#2 25-09-2007, 23:25:43 PM
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You spin leeks.  What kind of idiot eats them? :leek:




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#3 25-09-2007, 23:31:34 PM
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You spin leeks.  What kind of idiot eats them?

Edso.


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#4 25-09-2007, 23:41:14 PM
my brain hurts from all the stupid


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#5 26-09-2007, 00:02:55 AM
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my brain hurts from all the stupid
lol paradox




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#6 26-09-2007, 08:18:05 AM
fix'd


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#10 26-09-2007, 19:28:28 PM
Chapter 2: The gang is reviewed
The gang is hanging around Small Town Road having a race.
Thunder: Hey what happened to WI2?
Megaone: I don’t know.
Thunderbull: He left to join the Navy.
Megaone:  Quit trying so hard.
Thunder: Guys. Lets not fight.
Thunderbull: Shut up.
Megaone: no u
Thunderbull: YOU’RE WINNER!
Megaone: A WINNER IS –
Suddenly a furry army shows up rockets and atom bombs.
Furry General : Nub, lend me ur ear. We have reviewed ur game.
Megaone: WINNER
Thunderbull: What did we get? 10?
Furry General: 1.0. In every category.
Thunderbull: So it’s a reversed scale?
Furry General: No.
Thunder: LOSER
Megaone: YOU’RE LOSER!
Suddenly a missle launches at Megaone. He survives and destroys the furry army.
Dying Furry: Alex of Gamespot will destroy you! He plans on using a mind control deivice on SUNRISE W12 WHO HE HAS CPATURED!
Dies
Megaone: Oh noes!
Thunderbull: Quit trying so hard.
The gang runs around wondering what will happen!
A man walks up to the Big Rigs.
EJ: Hey, Im EJ.
Thunderbull: Are you loser?
EJ: No.
Thunderbull: YOU’RE WINER
EJ: Ok, so Im pissed at gamespot, they hate the big rigs board.
Thunderbull: Wat do u suggest we do, EJ?
EJ: FORM A BROTRRHOOD.
Thunderbull: First we must stop HWSNBN.
EJ: Ok.
Thunderbull and EJ declare an alliance for man-kind.


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#11 26-09-2007, 22:30:27 PM
I HATE YOU EDSO!!!!!!!!!


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#12 27-09-2007, 06:59:18 AM
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That was non-heterosexual persontastic


#13 27-09-2007, 09:25:58 AM
can you suck any more edso?


#14 27-09-2007, 20:07:40 PM
Chapter 3: Cirus and Gamefreak meet the Gang
One day, Cirus and his not funny annoying friend Gamefreak were spinning leeks.
Cirus: Gamefreak, you’re WINNER!
Gamefreak: BALLIN’!
Cirus: Lez roll.
They both go to Devils Passage and see the Big Rigs and EJ, his best friend Dissident.
Dissident: Hey who are you guys?
Thunderone: WINNERS?
Cirus: Yeah.
Gamefreak: NO poo poo LAWL
Cirus: Shut up Edso.
Gamefreak: LAWL
Thunderbull: upstanding African-American member of societys and gangstas been runnin’ doin poo poo. We gotta ho this gamespot poo poo and fetch them up.
Gamefreak: GAY SEX
EJ: Ok, lets go to GSHQ and save Sunrise W12.
Gamefreak: ZZOMFEF
Thunder: Ok. Heres the plan.
Gamefreak: WI2WE
3F
EF
Thunderbull: Jesus christ, somebody kill this bastard.
Cirus: I can’t. Technically he’s WINNER!
Thunder: Megaone, judge young game-
Furry: LOL
LOL
EJ: Guys, whats the plan??
Dissident: WINNER or not I’m going to kill Gamefreak.
Stcb joins the bunch.
Stcb: Negeor
Dissident: WTF?
Stcb: Its hard to love u
Dissident: Aw hell naw.
DISSIDENT KILLS STCB AND GAMEFREAK


#15 27-09-2007, 20:09:03 PM
can we just ban him and get it out of the way
it's not even funny anymore


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