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Social/Off-Topic / ah
17-10-2010, 16:17:07 PM
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Social/Off-Topic / god damn it
17-04-2008, 20:20:51 PM
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BROTRR Discussion / !?
21-02-2008, 17:05:01 PM

If this is old, I blame myself.
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Social/Off-Topic / America
10-02-2008, 19:41:25 PM
A United States Marine, who had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan, was attending some college courses between assignments. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, " Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor and socked him hard, knocking him off the platform! The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken. He looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like a fool. So, He sent me."
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He gave me a copy of the Qur'an. I am not poo pooting you.
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Social/Off-Topic / omg
06-01-2008, 06:45:00 AM

also i am being held hostage by a large African-American member of society

no seriously call the police i am being horribly mutilated as i type this

if i do not reply again by noon consider me dead
# 8
11-12-2007, 20:13:44 PM
Girl: Hey

Boy: Hey

GIrl: can i tell you something?

Boy: What?

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok...

Girl: What do you mean 'ok'?

Boy: I don't like you like that...

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...

From then on, the girl kept asking the boy 'Why not?' whenever she saw him, and
he kept answering the same answer of 'I'll tell you later.' Finally the girl got
fed up.

Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!

Boy: Do you really wanna know why?

Girl: Yes!

Boy: It's because you're uglier than pooh! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!

Girl: But... I...

Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!

The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?

Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.

Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye Bye.

Girl: Bye

The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked
at herself in the mirror.

Girl: I'm not pretty enough...

She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her
Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the
hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.

Mom: Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto
the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside
and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and
wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when
something caught her eye. On the mirror were these words written in blood: 'Am I pretty enough now?'

How would you feel if you were told you weren't pretty or cute enough...
No one deserves to be told that by someone they love.

A person's appearance doesn't count. What counts is their heart inside of them
and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough...

Repost this in 5 Min or something bad will happen 2 U tomorrow

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And the one after that my sig.
# 10
Social/Off-Topic / non-heterosexual persons
25-11-2007, 20:26:32 PM

are for  :loser: s
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13-11-2007, 19:45:16 PM
...that are  :loser:

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"Bleh, that site went to hell"

"Neither, I just don't post as often because it has gotten lame"
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Social/Off-Topic / hey BRN
23-10-2007, 19:50:11 PM
nice sig

but how does he find the time to get behind L AND change his clothes?
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