ITT we tell jokes, ill start

Why did the chicken cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
LAWL LAWL

So a bartender asks Rene Descartes,
'Do you want a beer?'
And so Descartes replies, 'No.', and then vanishes.

Panic! At The Disco

My Chemical Romance

Also Black people 

so a tenesee resident and his cousin walk into a bar and INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX INCEST SEX