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You and 5 others are hiding from soldiers who will kill you
 
#1 05-02-2013, 22:07:09 PM
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A baby is crying. If you don't smother it, you all die.

What do ya do???


#2 05-02-2013, 22:18:09 PM
there's a distinct lack of trolley cart in this question


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#3 05-02-2013, 22:28:00 PM
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Why would 5 men be hiding with a fetching baby??


#4 05-02-2013, 22:35:17 PM
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Why would 5 men be hiding with a unicorning baby??

I didn't say 5 men.
One of them is a woman and of course she was BREAST FEEDING her baby


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#5 05-02-2013, 22:37:28 PM
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If the baby is being breastfed, how can he be crying??


#6 05-02-2013, 22:39:03 PM
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cuz her titties were all dried up and there was no more milk!!!


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#7 05-02-2013, 22:42:05 PM
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So let me get this straight: she knew her tits were dry and still whipped them out to pretend to feed her baby... with 5 random men around. So she was a slut, looking for a gangbang. Clearly the only option here is to invite the soldiers to the gangbang and then kill them while they're distracted


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#8 05-02-2013, 23:25:01 PM
I would just give the baby a big hug, which would surely stop the crying. I would then comfort the rest of my companions the best I could while preparing myself for the probable confrontation. THE END.




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#9 05-02-2013, 23:28:41 PM
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the obvious choice is to lay the baby out as a trap, when the soldiers come to investigate, all they will see is a poor innocent cute little baby, then you jump'em and either pummel them and gouge their eyes out, or shoot them with their own guns, or both


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#10 06-02-2013, 01:10:07 AM
put your dick in the babies mouth



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#11 06-02-2013, 07:06:44 AM
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I would just give the baby a big hug, which would surely stop the crying. I would then comfort the rest of my companions the best I could while preparing myself for the probable confrontation. THE END.

Amazing answer


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#12 06-02-2013, 08:38:48 AM
Trade the baby for my life


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#13 06-02-2013, 18:07:48 PM
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put your dick in the babies mouth

I was going to rate this post but i'm not sure which icon is suitable

lol


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put your dick in the babies mouth

I was going to rate this post but i'm not sure which icon is suitable

lol

FFS there's a rating literally called "baby" and it's a goddamn pacifier!! I'd say this is the PERFECT opportunity to use it!


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#15 06-02-2013, 18:17:53 PM
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put your dick in the babies mouth

I was going to rate this post but i'm not sure which icon is suitable

lol

FFS there's a rating literally called "baby" and it's a goddamn pacifier!! I'd say this is the PERFECT opportunity to use it!

OK fine, baby it is  (Y)


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