Well, I'm still working on this game whenever I can but between working 6 - 7 days a week and drinking copious amounts of beer, I'm only able to work on this for around two hours a night (usually done while mildly intoxicated). I'm working on a stat distribution leveling system right now.



It's still in a very rough stage, but it's closer to completion than the above video implies. Currently, each party member gets 50 stat points to spend per level and each primary statistic costs five statistic points (subsequently decreasing available points by five). Hit-points and Mana increases by three for each stat point spent.

What hasn't been implemented yet is skill-trees but I'm working on it. We're getting factory shutdown in a month and I'll have a full week to complete the leveling system and write more dialog.

Also, concerning the "lore" of the game, it takes place on the "Second World" within the continent of Russia two years after the defeat of Sett in Shaq Fu but a year prior to the events of Shaq Fu RPG. Select characters within those games may make small cameos but all of the sophomoric gay/fist jokes are going to be absent.

I unironically created a modified version of his chili recipe and it was really good! Whenever my nephew comes over, he always asks for "Diceman Chili" and I am usually happy to accommodate him.

Even if he doesn't post for a long time, he will always live on through my chili. And if some very unlucky woman is ever coerced into willingly accepting my demon seed, my children shall also learn of his recipe.

This is why cool robots should make our food

No one at my franchise ever messed with anyone's food who was polite or simply stated their order. However, if the customer started yelling or insulted the workers, their food *was* tainted without exception. Even the managers turned a blind eye (or laughed). As long as you don't demean the workers, you'll have nothing to worry about (besides the inherent lack of quality of the meat and other fixin's).

I used to work at Taco Bell when I was a teenager and I saw some nasty poo poo go on. An old co-worker of mine used to dig in his ass and then stir the beans with his fingers. He would also put his hand down his pants (presumably fiddling his rancid twig and berries) and then make the food without washing up. One time, they made us work during prom night and we were slammed after the festivities; both myself and that fellow associate decided to "get to work." A particularly boorish looking dullard from our old high school started taunting us and demanded that we make his grilled stuffed burrito post-haste. His wish was our command--but not without a few modifications. When his back was turned, we took turns spitting into his burrito. The true coup de grāce was my co-worker's addition to our fine, hand-crafted cuisine--a few pubes freshly plucked from his festering love nest.

We watched that fetcher eat that burrito down to the last bite. I have no regrets.

Ten years later, I saw that same guy waiting tables at Applebees and began to wonder if he ever ended up doing the same thing to someone else. 

What can I say? Circle of life and all that.

Moral of the story: don't eat at Taco Bell. Also I've had a bit too many Coors Light.

https://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/339448259074457600/photo/1

I must try all of these.

Resurgence of WINNER?

It never left my friend and never will.

Do you want me to put your name in the credits?

That's not necessary but you can include me if you really want to.

I just played and finished Bigger Riggers; it was very 

I only ran into two bugs and they're pretty minor. The music on the South America track doesn't play in story-mode and neither does the music during the maze mini-game. Concerning the latter, it'll play for a second or two and then suddenly stop.

The story was riveting and I was disappointed that there wasn't more of it. You left a rigger hanging, man. You need to finish this.

I'll make some up later today. I can even send you the game so far if you want!

I'll definitely play-test it for you if you still want to shoot me a link.  I have factory shutdown for the next 4 days (maybe longer if they fire me over the fuse-box I broke today) so I'll have some free time. I don't really use any social networks, but you can message me here or at my Youtube channel with a link if you don't want to post it due to potential game-breaking bugs.

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF31KqYMqKoD0Vpb1SZ5rQg

I totally empathize with game developers that have to play-test their own game 10,000 times in order to find glitches. There is nothing worse than getting 150+ downloads and then realizing that not one of those players was able to complete the project.

I don't think I've even looked at the wiki page for like 3 or 4 years

I guess it's mostly just nostalgia for me. If I'm remembering correctly, there was an article on Wikipedia about Rigism for a short time (before some asshole removed it); the wiki was launched a short time later to much fanfare. That's ancient history, though. Admittedly, I don't use the wiki often unless it's for reference to aid my crappy game and I can always lurk the archived threads if need be.

Got any updated screenshots? I played your first one and it was quite 

I'd have posted this in the Help sub-forum but for some reason I cannot create threads there.

Anyway, when I attempt to connect to the wiki, I get a database error message. It was a great compilation of Yourewinner.com lore so hopefully I'm not the only one experiencing this.

I have and there was absolutely no reason that CMD should have kept coming up. Even in regular safe mode it came up first.

Have you checked the registry? Navigate to:


HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run or HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run and delete the line(s) if they are present.

Sergey's only spoken line (that you will hear a lot) in the game with a few tweaks:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H3gD5TfxsZ


Bjorno, I will be sure to send you *FULL ROYALTIES* as the game's lead voice actor.

AHahah

That will do nicely.