It's a fast-paced disaster movie full of magical thinking and gradeschool-level morality produced by the artful masters at The Asylum under their secondary label Faith Films. poo poo hits the fan a few seconds into the movie and they give you a countdown timer until doomsday, but the only way the heroes can stop the apocalypse is to bring a magical cross to a temple in Mexico. Dramatic storytelling at its finest. All this talk about Mexicans and God could give kids nightmares.

10/10