Let us recount our worst haircuts to comfort me as I look like a Peurto Rican right now due to botched hair job.

there was this one time when I was a kid where my dad took me to a $7 mexican haircut place and the lady got mad at me for not being intimately familiar with clipper size standards and spent 5 minutes jamming the clippers into my scalp as hard as possible, resulting in what I recall to be the worst haircut ever.

Okay one thing I've learned is that men can't give good haircuts. I've just given up on them the same way they've given up on scissors in lieu of exclusive razor bludgeoning rampages to my scalp.

Second thing which I'll agree with Diss is, NO I DONT KNOW MY fetchING CLIPPER/RAZOR SIZE. IT COULD BE 2 I DONT REMEMBER. And no I cant accurately describe what I want it to look like other than "the same but shorter" because thats why you're the hairdresser and Im paying you.

Anyways its gonna be a long few weeks of exclusive really warm hat wearing.

golden rule: get scissor cut, at least on top

Worst one was when my mom's gay friend cut my hair. He completely ignored what i said and gave me a mullet.
I had to go to school with it the next day then I shaved it off.

Also one time my mom cut my hair when i was little and she snipped my ear with the scissors.
She said it was an accident but I think that bitch did it on purpose.

i am waiting to get a mohawk so that i will have a story to tell

I had had recent surgery on my head to remove a tumor and this left a part of my scalp with no hair, so I used the hair around it to cover it up.  I told the lady to not cut a lot in the area but to cut the rest average.   Well, she did the exact opposite, and everyone asked me if I was going bald on 15% of my head.

I know the hair clipper sizes and stuff pretty well because I am a really cool

get a gay chinese man to cut your hair

Okay one thing I've learned is that men can't give good haircuts. I've just given up on them the same way they've given up on scissors in lieu of exclusive razor bludgeoning rampages to my scalp.

Second thing which I'll agree with Diss is, NO I DONT KNOW MY fetchING CLIPPER/RAZOR SIZE. IT COULD BE 2 I DONT REMEMBER. And no I cant accurately describe what I want it to look like other than "the same but shorter" because thats why you're the hairdresser and Im paying you.

Anyways its gonna be a long few weeks of exclusive really warm hat wearing.

It's really not hard to remember your clipper number so I don't understand why you are acting like they interrogate you each time you go. Also "the same but shorter" doesn't actually mean anything to the hairdresser unless you go to the same one regularly at a salon instead of a place like great clips or whatever so they basically just have to guess

i use like a 4-6 on the sides and the equivalent of 4-6 on top but only they use scissors, i am not required to remember because the lady i go to in colorado is smart enough to remember and great clips in montana is smart enough to note what you want so they can just do it

Quote from: Classic Meepington on 12-10-2012, 23:07:07 PM

Okay one thing I've learned is that men can't give good haircuts. I've just given up on them the same way they've given up on scissors in lieu of exclusive razor bludgeoning rampages to my scalp.

Second thing which I'll agree with Diss is, NO I DONT KNOW MY unicornING CLIPPER/RAZOR SIZE. IT COULD BE 2 I DONT REMEMBER. And no I cant accurately describe what I want it to look like other than "the same but shorter" because thats why you're the hairdresser and Im paying you.

Anyways its gonna be a long few weeks of exclusive really warm hat wearing.

It's really not hard to remember your clipper number so I don't understand why you are acting like they interrogate you each time you go. Also "the same but shorter" doesn't actually mean anything to the hairdresser unless you go to the same one regularly at a salon instead of a place like great clips or whatever so they basically just have to guess

nope ur gay

Pwned.

smart enough to get my hair cut properly at least

y'all should get skrillex haircuts.

shave myself with my own clippers and I don't look a male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species, go me

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